If I should die to-night1 And you should come in deepest grief and woe And say:Heres that ten dollars that I owe, I might arise in my large white cravat And say, Whats that?
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If I should die.
Note 1. Parody on: If I should die to-night, My friends would look upon my quiet face Before they laid it in its resting-place, And deem that death had left it almost fair. Belle E. Smith. [back]