If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink, Good wine, a friend, because I m dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.1
ATTRIBUTION:
Causæ Bibendi.
Note 1. These lines are a translation of a Latin epigram (erroneously ascribed to Henry Aldrich in the Biographia Britannica, second edition, vol. i. p. 131), which Menage and De la Monnoye attribute to Père Sirmond:
Si bene commemini, causæ sunt quinque bibendi: Hospitis adventus; præsens sitis atque futura; Et vini bonitas, et quælibet altera causa. Menagiana, vol. i. p. 172. [back]