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XXVIII AND 1 his legs carried it like a long fork, | |
| Reached all the way from Chichester to York, | |
| From York all across Scotland to the sea; | |
| This was a man of men, as seems to me. | |
| Not only in his mouth his own soul lay, | 5 |
| But my soul also would he bear away. | |
| Like as a pedlar bears his weary pack, | |
| He would bear my soul buckled to his back. | |
| But once, alas! committing a mistake, | |
| He bore the wretched soul of William Blake | 10 |
| That he might turn it into eggs of gold; | |
| But neither back nor mouth those eggs could hold. | |
| His under jaw droppd as those eggs he laid, | |
| And all my eggs are addled and decayd. | |
| The Examiner, whose very name is Hunt, | 15 |
| Calld Death a madman, trembling for the affront | |
| Like trembling hare sits on his weakly paper | |
| On which he used to dance and sport and caper. | |
| Yorkshire Jack Hemp and Quibble, blushing daw, | |
| Clappd Death into the corner of their jaw, | 20 |
| And Felpham Billy rode out every morn, | |
| Horseback with Death, over the fields of corn; | |
| Who with iron hand cuffd, in the afternoon, | |
| The ears of Billys Lawyer and Dragoon. | |
| And Cur my lawyer, and Daddy, Jack Hemps parson, | 25 |
| Both went to law with Death to keep our ears on. | |
| For how to starve Death we had laid a plot | |
| Against his pricebut Death was in the pot. | |
| He made them pay his price, alackaday! | |
| He knew both Law and Gospel better than they. | 30 |
| O that I neer had seen that William Blake, | |
| Or could from Death Assassinette wake! | |
| We thoughtAlas, that such a thought could be! | |
| That Blake would etch for him and draw for me. | |
| For twas a kind of bargain Screwmuch made | 35 |
| That Blakes designs should be by us displayd, | |
| Because he makes designs so very cheap. | |
| Then Screwmuch at Blakes soul took a long leap. | |
| Twas not a mouse. Twas Death in a disguise. | |
| And I, alas! live to weep out my eyes. | 40 |
| And Death sits laughing on their monuments | |
| On which he s written Receivèd the contents. | |
| But I have writso sorrowful my thought is | |
| His epitaph; for my tears are aquafortis. | |
| Come, Artists, knock your head against this stone, | 45 |
| For sorrow that our friend Bob Screwmuch s gone. | |
| And now the Muses upon me smile and laugh | |
| Ill also write my own dear epitaph, | |
| And Ill be buried near a dyke | |
| That my friends may weep as much as they like: | 50 |
| Here lies Stewhard the Friend of all [mankind; | |
| He has not left one enemy behind.] | |