Laurence Sterne. (17131768). A Sentimental Journey through France and Italy.
The Harvard Classics Shelf of Fiction. 1917.
33. The Pulse. Paris
HAIL ye small sweet courtesies of life, for smooth do ye make the road of it! like grace and beauty which beget inclinations to love at first sight: t is ye who open this door and let the stranger in.
Très volontiers; most willingly, said she, laying her work down upon a chair next her, and rising up from the low chair she was sitting in, with so cheerful a movement and so cheerful a look, that had I been a lying out fifty louis dors with her, I should have saidThis woman is grateful.
You must turn, Monsieur, said she, going with me to the door of the shop, and pointing the way down the street I was to takeyou must turn first to your left handmais prenez gardethere are two turns; and be so good as to take the secondthen go down a little way and youll see a church, and when you are past it, give yourself the trouble to turn directly to the right, and that will lead you to the foot of the Pont Neuf, which you must crossand there any one will do himself the pleasure to show you
She repeated her instructions three times over to me, with the same good-naturd patience the third time as the firstand if tones and manners have a meaning, which certainly they have, unless to hearts which shut them outshe seemd really interested, that I should not lose myself.
I will not suppose it was the womans beauty, notwithstanding she was the handsomest grisset, I think, I ever saw, which had much to do with the sense I had of her courtesy; only I remember, when I told her how much I was obliged to her, that I looked very full in her eyesand that I repeated my thanks as often as she had done her instructions.
I had not got ten paces from the door, before I found I had forgot every tittle of what she had saidso looking back, and seeing her still standing in the door of the shop as if to look whether I went right or not.I returned back, to ask her whether the first turn was to my right or leftfor that I had absolutely forgot.Is it possible? said she, half laughing.T is very possible, replied I, when a man is thinking more of a woman, than of her good advice.
Attendez, said she, laying her hand upon my arm to detain me, whilst she called a lad out of the back shop to get ready a parcel of gloves. I am just going to send him, said she, with a packet into that quarter, and if you will have the complaisance to step in, it will be ready in a moment, and he shall attend you to the place.So I walkd in with her to the far side of the shop, and taking up the ruffle in my hand which she laid upon the chair, as if I had a mind to sit, she sat down herself in her low chair, and I instantly sat myself down besides her.
He will be ready, Monsieur, said she, in a moment.And in that moment, replied I, most willingly would I say something very civil to you for all these courtesies. Any one may do a casual act of good nature, but a continuation of them shows it is a part of the temperature; and certainly, added I, if it is the same blood which comes from the heart, which descends to the extremes (touching her wrist), I am sure you must have one of the best pulses of any woman in the world.Feel it, said she, holding out her arm. So laying down my hat, I took hold of her fingers in one hand, and applied the two forefingers of my other to the artery.
Would to heaven! my dear Eugenius, thou hadst passed by, and beheld me sitting in my black coat, and in my lack-a-day-sical manner, counting the throbs of it, one by one, with as much true devotion as if I had been watching the critical ebb or flow of her fever.How wouldst thou have laughd and moralized upon my new professionand thou shouldst have laughd and moralized onTrust me, my dear Eugenius, I should have said, there are worse occupations in this world than feeling a womans pulseBut a Grissets! thou wouldst have saidand in an open shop! Yorick