THE PRESENT store-farmers of the south of Scotland are a much more refined race than their fathers, and the manners I am now to describe have either altogether disappeared, or are greatly modified. Without losing the rural simplicity of manners, they now cultivate arts unknown to the former generation, not only in the progressive improvement of their possessions, but in all the comforts of life. Their houses are more commodious, their habits of life regulated so as better to keep pace with those of the civilized world; and the best of luxuries, the luxury of knowledge, has gained much ground among their hills during the last thirty years. Deep drinking, formerly their greatest failing, is now fast losing ground; and, while the frankness of their extensive hospitality continues the same, it is, generally speaking, refined in its character and restrained in its excesses.
Ailie turned to make her apology.Troth, I was sae weel pleased to see the gudeman, thatBut, gude gracious! whats the matter wi ye baith?for they were now in her little parlour, and the candle showed the streaks of blood which Dinmonts wounded head had plentifully imparted to the clothes of his companion as well as to his own. Yeve been fighting again, Dandy, wi some o the Bewcastle horse-coupers! Wow, man, a married man, wi a bonny family like yours, should ken better what a fathers lifes worth in the warld.The tears stood in the good womans eyes as she spoke.
Whist! whist, gudewife! said her husband, with a smack that had much more affection than ceremony in it;never mindnever mindtheres a gentleman that will tell you, that just when I had gaen up to Lourie Lowthers, and had bidden the drinking of twa cheerers, and gotten just in again upon the moss, and was whigging cannily awa hame, twa land-loupers jumpit out of a peat-hag on me or I was thinking, and got me down, and knevelled me sair aneuch, or I could gar my whip walk about their lugs;and troth, gudewife, if this honest gentleman hadna come up, I would have gotten mair licks than I like, and lost mair siller than I could weel spare; so ye maun be thankful to him for it, under God. With that he drew from his side-pocket a large greasy leather pocket-book, and bade the gudewife lock it up in her kist.
God bless the gentleman, and een God bless him wi a my heart! But what can we do for him, but to gie him the meat and quarters we wadna refuse to the poorest body on earthunless (her eye directed to the pocketbook, but with a feeling of natural propriety which made the inference the most delicate possible) unless there was ony other wayBrown saw, and estimated at its due rate, the mixture of simplicity and grateful generosity which took the downright way of expressing itself, yet qualified with so much delicacy. He was aware his own appearance, plain at best, and now torn and spattered with blood, made his an object of pity at least, and perhaps of charity. He hastened to say his name was Brown, a captain in the regiment of cavalry, travelling for pleasure, and on foot, both from motives of independence and economy; and he begged his kind landlady would look at he; husbands wounds, the state of which he had refused to permit him to examine. Mrs. Dinmont was used to her husbands broken heads more than to the presence of a captain of dragoons. She therefore glanced at a tablecloth, not quite clean, and conned over her proposed supper a minute or two, before, patting her husband on the shoulder, she bade him sit down for a hard-headed loon that was ay bringing himself and other folk into collie-shangies.
When Dandie Dinmont, after executing two or three caprioles, and cutting the Highland-fling, by way of ridicule of his wifes anxiety, at last deigned to sit down and commit his round, black, shaggy bullet of a head to her inspection, Brown thought he had seen the regimental surgeon look grave upon a more trifling case. The gudewife, however, showed some knowledge of chirurgeryshe cut away with her scissors the gory locks, whose stiffened and coagulated clusters interfered with her operations, and clapped on the wound some lint besmeared with a vulnerary salve, esteemed sovereign by the whole dale (which afforded upon Fair nights considerable experience of such cases) she then fixed her plaster with a bandage, and, spite of her patients resistance, pulled over all a night-cap, to keep everything in its right place. Some contusions on the brow and shoulders she fomented with brandy, which the patient did not permit till the medicine had paid a heavy toll to his mouth. Mrs. Dinmont then simply, but kindly, offered her assistance to Brown.
This explained a great drumming and whining at the door of the little parlour, which had somewhat surprised Brown, though his kind landlady had only noticed it by fastening the bolt as soon as she heard it begin. But on her opening the door to seek the basin and towel (for she never thought of showing the guest to a separate room) a whole tide of white-headed urchins streamed in, some from the stable, where they had been seeing Dumple, and giving him a welcome home with part of their four-hours scones; others from the kitchen, where they had been listening to auld Elspeths tales and ballads; and the youngest, half-naked, out of bed,all roaring to see daddy, and to inquire what he had brought home for them from the various fairs he had visited in his peregrinations. Our knight of the broken head first kissed and hugged them all round, then distributed whistles, penny-trumpets, and gingerbread; and lastly, when the tumult of their joy and welcome got beyond bearing, exclaimed to his guestThis is a the gudewifes fault, Captainshe will gie the bairns a their ain way.
Dinmont then exerted himself, and, between coaxing, threats, and shoving, cleared the room of all the intruders, excepting a boy and girl, the two eldest of the family, who could, as he observed, behave themselves distinctly. For the same reason, but with less ceremony, all the dogs were kicked out, excepting the venerable patriarchs, old Pepper and Mustard, whom frequent castigation and the advance of years had inspired with such a share of passive hospitality, that, after mutual explanation and remonstrance in the shape of some growling, they admitted Wasp, who had hitherto judged it safe to keep beneath his masters chair, to a share of a dried wedders skin, which, with the wool uppermost and unshorn, served all the purposes of a Bristol hearthrug.
The active bustle of the mistress (so she was called in the kitchen, and the gudewife in the parlour) had already signed the fate of a couple of fowls, which, for want of time to dress otherwise, soon appeared reeking from the gridironor brander, as Mrs. Dinmont denominated it. A huge piece of cold beef-ham, eggs, butter, cakes, and barley-meal bannocks in plenty, made up the entertainment, which was to be diluted with home-brewed ale of excellent quality, and a case-bottle of brandy. Few soldiers would find fault with such cheer after a days hard exercise, and a skirmish to boot; accordingly Brown did great honour to the eatables. While the gudewife partly aided, partly instructed, a great stout servant girl, with cheeks as red as her top-knot, to remove the supper matters, and supply sugar and hot water (which, in the damsels anxiety to gaze upon an actual live captain, she was in some danger of forgetting), Brown took an opportunity to ask his host whether he did not repent of having neglected the gipsys hint.
Wha kens? answered he; theyre queer deevils;maybe I might just have scaped ae gang to meet the other. And yet Ill no say that neither; for if that randy wife was coming to Charlies-hope, she should have a pint bottle o brandy and a pound o tobacco to wear her through the winter. Theyre queer deevils; as my auld father used to saytheyre warst where theyre warst guided. After a, theres baith gude an dill about the gipsies.
This, and some other desultory conversation, served as a shoeing-horn to draw on another cup of ale and another cheerer, as Dinmont termed it in his country phrase, of brandy and water. Brown then resolutely declined all further conviviality for that evening, pleading his own weariness and the effects of the skirmish,being well aware that it would have availed nothing to have remonstrated with his host on the danger that excess might have occasioned to his own raw wound and bloody coxcomb. A very small bedroom, but a very clean bed, received the traveller, and the sheets made good the courteous vaunt of the hostess, that they would be as pleasant as he could find ony gate, for they were washed wi the fairy-well water, and bleached on the bonny white gowans, and bittled by Nelly and hersell; and what could woman, if she was a queen, do mair for them?
They indeed rivalled snow in whiteness, and had, besides, a pleasant fragrance from the manner in which they had been bleached. Little Wasp, after licking his masters hand to ask leave, couched himself on the coverlet at his feet! and the travellers senses were soon lost in grateful oblivion.