THE CIRCUMSTANCES of the landlady were pleaded to Manneringfirst as an apology for her not appearing to welcome her guest, and for those deficiencies in his entertainment which her attention might have supplied, and then as an excuse for pressing an extra bottle of good wine.
I cannot weel sleep, said the Laird with the anxious feelings of a father in such a predicament, till I hear shes gotten ower with itand if you, sir, are not very sleepy, and would do me and the Dominie the honour to sit up wi us, I am sure we shall not detain you very late. Luckie Howatson is very expeditious;there was ance a lass that was in that wayshe did not live far from hereaboutsye needna shake your head and groan, DominieI am sure the kirk dues were a weel paid, and what can man do mair?it was laid till her ere she had a sark ower her head; and the man that she since wadded does not think her a pin the waur for the misfortune.They live, Mr. Mannering, by the shoreside, at Annan, and a mair decent, orderly couple, with six as fine bairns as ye would wish to see plash in a salt-water dub; and little curlie Godfreythats the eldest, the come o will, as I may sayhes on board an excise yacht; I have a cousin at the board of excisethats Commissioner Bertram; he got his commissionership in the great contest for the county, that ye must have heard of, for it was appealed to the House of Commons: now I should have voted there for the Laird of Balruddery; but ye see my father was a Jacobite, and out with Kenmore, so he never took the oaths; and I ken not weel how it was, but all that I could do and say, they keepit me off the roll, though my agent, that had a vote upon my estate, ranked as a good vote for auld Sir Thomas Kittlecourt. But to return to what I was saying, Luckie Howatson is very expeditious, for this lass
Here the desultory and long-winded narrative of the Laird was interrupted by the voice of some one ascending the stairs from the kitchen story, and singing at full pitch of voice. The high notes were too shrill for a man, the low seemed too deep for a woman. The words, as far as Mannering could distinguish them, seemed to run thus:
It s Meg Merrilies, the gipsy, a sure as I am a sinner, said Mr. Bertram. The Dominie groaned deeply, uncrossed his legs, drew in the huge splay foot which his former posture had extended, placed it perpendicularly, and stretched the other limb over it instead, puffing out between whiles huge volumes of tobacco-smoke. What needs ye groan, Dominie? I am sure Megs sangs do nae ill.
Nor good neither, answered Dominie Sampson, in a voice whose untuneable harshness corresponded with the awkwardness of his figure. They were the first words which Mannering had heard him speak; and as he had been watching with some curiosity when this eating, drinking, moving, and smoking automaton would perform the part of speaking, he was a good deal diverted with the harsh timber tones which issued from him. But at this moment the door opened, and Meg Merrilies entered.
Her appearance made Mannering start. She was full six feet high, wore a mans great-coat over the rest of her dress, had in her hand a goodly sloe-thorn cudgel, and in all points of equipment, except her petticoats, seemed rather masculine than feminine. Her dark elf-locks shot out like the snakes of the gorgon, between an old-fashioned bonnet called a bongrace, heightening the singular effect of her strong and weather-beaten features, which they partly shadowed, while her eye had a wild roll that indicated something like real or affected insanity.
Aweel, Ellangowan, she said, wad it no hae been a bonnie thing an the leddy had been brought to bed and me at the fair o Drumshourloch, no kenning nor dreaming a word about it? Wha was to hae keepit awa the worriecows, I trow?aye, and the elves and gyre-carlings frae the bonny bairn, grace be wi it? Aye, or said Saint Colmes charm for its sake, the dear? And without waiting an answer, she began to sing
Trefoil, vervain, Johns-wort, drill,
Hinders witches of their will;
Weel is them, that weel may
Fast upon St. Andrews day.
Saint Bride and her brat,
Saint Colme and his cat,
Saint Michael and his spear,
Keep the house frae reif and wear.
This charm she sung to a wild tune, in a high and shrill voice, and cutting three capers with such strength and agility as almost to touch the roof of the room, concluded, And now, Laird, will ye no order me a tass o brandy?
Troth, but three, Laird, for there were nae mair in the fair, bye mysell, as I said before, and I een gae them legbail, for theres nae ease in dealing wi quarrelsome fowk. And theres Dunbog has warned the Red Rotten and John Young aff his grundsblack be his cast! hes nae gentleman, nor draps build o gentleman, wad grudge twa gangrel puir bodies the shelter o a waste house, and the thristles by the road-side for a bit cuddy, and the bits o rotten birk to boil their drap parritch wi. Weel, theres ane abune abut well see if the red cock craw not in his bonnie barn-yard ae morning before day-dawing.
Oh troth, Laird, continued Meg, during this by-talk, its but to the like o you ane can open their heart. Ye see, they say Dunbog is nae mair a gentleman than the blunker thats biggit the bonnie house down in the howm. But the like o you, Laird, thats a real gentleman for sae mony hundred years, and never hunds puir fowk aff your grund as if they were mad tykes, name o our fowk wad stir your gear if ye had as mony capons as theres leaves on the trysting-tree.And now some o ye maun lay down your watch, and tell me the very minute o the hour the wean s born, and Ill spae its fortune.
Certainly, sir, said Mannering, entering into the simple humour of his landlord. I will calculate his nativity according to the rule of the Triplicities, as recommended by Pythagoras, Hippocrates, Diocles, and Avicenna. Or I will begin ab hora questionis, as Haly, Messahala, Ganwehis, and Guido Bonatus, have recommended.
One of Sampsons great recommendations to the favour of Mr. Bertram was, that he never detected the most gross attempt at imposition, so that the Laird, whose humble efforts at jocularity were chiefly confined to what were then called bites and bams, since denominated hoaxes and quizzes, had the fairest possible subject of wit in the unsuspecting Dominie. It is true, he never laughed, or joined in the laugh which his own simplicity affordednay, it is said he never laughed but once in his life; and on that memorable occasion his landlady miscarried, partly through surprise at the event itself, and partly from terror at the hideous grimaces which attended this unusual cachinnation. The only effect which the discovery of such impositions produced upon this saturnine personage was, to extort an ejaculation of Prodigious! or Very facetious! pronounced syllabically, but without moving a muscle of his own countenance.
I am afraid, sir, said Mannering, turning towards him, you may be one of those unhappy persons who, their dim eyes being unable to penetrate the starry spheres, and to discern therein the decrees of heaven at a distance, have their heart, barred against conviction by prejudice and misprision.
Truly, said Sampson, I opine with Sir Isaac Newton, Knight, and umwhile master of his majestys mint, that the (pretended) science of astrology is altogether vain, frivolous, and unsatisfactory. And here he reposed his oracular jaws.
Really, resumed the traveller, I am sorry to see a gentleman of your learning and gravity labouring under such strange blindness and delusion. Will you place the brief, the modern, and as I may say, the vernacular name of Isaac Newton, in opposition to the grave and sonorous authorities of Dariot, Bonatus, Ptolemy, Haly, Eztler, Dieterick, Naibob, Harfurt, Zael, Taustettor, Agrippa, Duretus, Maginus, Origen, and Argol? Do not Christians and Heathens, and Jews and Gentiles, and poets and philosophers, unite in allowing the starry influences?
During this discussion, Ellangowan was somewhat like a woodcock caught in his own springe. He turned his face alternately from the one spokesman to the other, and began, from the gravity with which Mannering plied his adversary and the learning which he displayed in the controversy, to give him credit for being half serious. As for Meg, she fixed her bewildered eyes upon the astrologer, overpowered by a jargon more mysterious than her own.
Mannering pressed his advantage, and ran over all the hard terms of art which a tenacious memory supplied, and which, from circumstances hereafter to be noticed, had been familiar to him in early youth.
Signs and planets, in aspects sextile, quartile, trine, conjoined or opposite; houses of heaven, with their cusps, hours, and minutes; Almuten, Almochoden, Anahibazon, Catahibazon; a thousand terms of equal sound and significance, poured thick and three-fold upon the unshrinking Dominie, whose stubborn incredulity bore him out against the pelting of this pitiless storm.
At length the joyful annunciation that the lady had presented her husband with a fine boy, and was (of course) as well as could be expected, broke off this intercourse. Mr. Bertram hastened to the ladys apartment, Meg Merrilies descended to the kitchen to secure her share of the groaning malt, and the ken-no; n and Mannering, after looking at his watch, and noting with great exactness the hour and minute of the birth, requested, with becoming gravity, that the Dominie would conduct him to some place where he might have a view of the heavenly bodies.
The schoolmaster, without further answer, rose and threw open a door half-sashed with glass, which led to an old-fashioned terrace-walk, behind the modern house, communicating with the platform on which the ruins of the ancient castle were situated. The wind had arisen, and swept before it the clouds which had formerly obscured the sky. The moon was high and at the full, and all the lesser satellites of heaven shone forth in cloudless effulgence. The scene which their light presented to Mannering was in the highest degree unexpected and striking.
We have observed that in the latter part of his journey our traveller approached the sea-shore, without being aware how nearly. He now perceived that the ruins of Ellangowan castle were situated upon a promontory, or projection of rock, which formed one side of a small and placid bay on the sea-shore. The modern mansion was placed lower, though closely adjoining, and the ground behind it descended to the sea by a small swelling green bank, divided into levels by natural terraces on which grew some old trees, and terminating upon the white sand. The other side of the bay, opposite to the old castle, was a sloping and varied promontory covered chiefly with copsewood which on that favoured coast grows almost within watermark. A fishermans cottage peeped from among the trees. Even at this dead hour of night there were lights moving upon the shore, probably occasioned by the unloading a smuggling lugger from the Isle of Man, which was lying in the bay. On the light from the sashed door of the house being observed, a halloo from the vessel, of Ware hawk! Douse the glim! alarmed those who were on shore, and the lights instantly disappeared.
It was one hour after midnight, and the prospect around was lovely. The grey old towers of the ruin, partly entire, partly brokenhere bearing the rusty weather stains of ages and there partially mantled with ivy, stretched along the verge of the dark rock which rose on Mannerings right hand.
In his front was the quiet bay, whose little waves, crisping and sparkling to the moonbeams, rolled successively along its surface, and dashed with a soft and murmuring ripple against the silvery beach. To the left the woods advanced far into the ocean, waving in the moonlight along ground of an undulating and varied form, and presenting these varieties of light and shade, and that interesting combination of glade and thicket, upon which the eye delights to rest, charmed with what it sees, yet curious to pierce still deeper into the intricacies of the woodland scenery. Above rolled the planets, each, by its own liquid orbit of light, distinguished from the inferior or more distant stars. So strangely can imagination deceive even those by whose volition it has been excited, that Mannering, while gazing upon these brilliant bodies, was half inclined to believe in the influence ascribed to them by superstition over human events. But Mannering was a youthful lover, and might perhaps be influenced by the feelings so exquisitely expressed by a modern poet:
For fable is Loves world, his home, his birth-place:
Delightedly dwells he mong fays, and talismans,
And spirits, and delightedly believes
Divinities, being himself divine.
The intelligible forms of ancient poets,
The fair humanities of old religion,
The power, the beauty, and the majesty,
That had their haunts in dale, or piny mountains,
Or forest, by slow stream, or pebbly spring,
Or chasms and watry depthsall these have vanishd
Such musings soon gave way to others. Alas! he muttered, my good old tutor, who used to enter so deep into the controversy between Heydon and Chambers on the subject of Astrology,he would have looked upon the scene with other eyes, and would have seriously endeavoured to discover from the respective positions of these luminaries their probable effects on the destiny of the new-born infant, as if the courses or emanations of the stars superseded, or, at least, were co-ordinate with, Divine Providence. Well, rest be with him!he instilled into me enough of knowledge for erecting a scheme of nativity, and therefore will I presently go about it. So saying, and having noted the position of the principal planetary bodies, Guy Mannering returned to the house. The Laird met him in the parlour, and acquainting him, with great glee, that the boy was a fine healthy little fellow, seemed rather disposed to press further conviviality. He admitted, however, Mannerings plea of weariness, and, conducting him to his sleeping apartment, left him to repose for the evening.