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September 7, 1769 YE Warwickshire lads, and ye lasses! | |
| See what at our Jubilee passes! | |
| Come, revel away! Rejoice, and be glad; | |
| For the Lad of all lads, was a Warwickshire Lad; | |
| Warwickshire Lad! | 5 |
| All be glad, | |
| For the Lad of all lads, was a Warwickshire Lad! | |
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| Be proud of the charms of your County; | |
| Where Nature has lavished her bounty. | |
| Where much she has given, and some to be spared; | 10 |
| For the Bard of all bards, was a Warwickshire Bard; | |
| Warwickshire Bard: | |
| Never paired; | |
| For the Bard of all bards, was a Warwickshire Bard! | |
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| Each shire has its different pleasures, | 15 |
| Each shire has its different treasures: | |
| But to rare Warwickshire all must submit; | |
| For the Wit of all wits, was a Warwickshire Wit; | |
| Warwickshire Wit: | |
| How he writ! | 20 |
| For the Wit of all wits, was a Warwickshire Wit! | |
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| Old Ben, Thomas Otway, John Dryden; | |
| And half a score more, we take pride in. | |
| Of famous Will Congreve we boast too the skill; | |
| But the Will of all Wills, was a Warwickshire Will; | 25 |
| Warwickshire Will; | |
| Matchless still! | |
| For the Will of all Wills, was a Warwickshire Will! | |
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| Our Shakespeare compared is to no man; | |
| Nor Frenchman, nor Grecian, nor Roman. | 30 |
| Their swans are all geese to the Avons sweet Swan; | |
| And the Man of all men, was a Warwickshire Man; | |
| Warwickshire Man; | |
| Avons Swan! | |
| And the Man of all men, was a Warwickshire Man! | 35 |
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| As venson is very inviting, | |
| To steal it our Bard took delight in; | |
| To make his friends merry he never was lag; | |
| And the Wag of all wags, was a Warwickshire Wag; | |
| Warwickshire Wag; | 40 |
| Ever brag! | |
| For the Wag of all wags, was a Warwickshire Wag! | |
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| There never was seen such a creature; | |
| Of all she was worth, he robbed nature; | |
| He took all her smiles, and he took all her grief; | 45 |
| And the Thief of all thieves, was a Warwickshire Thief! | |
| Warwickshire Thief; | |
| Hes the chief! | |
| For the Thief of all thieves, was a Warwickshire Thief! | |
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