Bliss Carman, et al., eds. The Worlds Best Poetry. Volume IX. Tragedy: Humor. 1904. | | | | Humorous Poems: III. Parodies: Imitations | | Sneezing | | Leigh Hunt (17841859) |
| | | WHAT a moment, what a doubt! | |
| All my nose is inside out, | |
| All my thrilling, tickling caustic, | |
| Pyramid rhinocerostic, | |
| Wants to sneeze and cannot do it! | 5 |
| How it yearns me, thrills me, stings me, | |
| How with rapturous torment wrings me! | |
| Now says, Sneeze, you fool,get through it. | |
| Sheesheeoh! t is most del-ishi | |
| Ishiishimost del-ishi! | 10 |
| (Hang it, I shall sneeze till spring!) | |
| Snuff is a delicious thing. | | | | |
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