EYRE. This is the morning, then; stay, my bully, my honest Hans, is it not?
HANS. This is the morning that must make us two happy or miserable; therefore, if you
EYRE. Away with these ifs and ands, Hans, and these et caeteras! By mine honour, Rowland Lacy, none but the king shall wrong thee. Come, fear nothing, am not I Sim Eyre? Is not Sim Eyre lord mayor of London? Fear nothing, Rose: let them all say what they can; dainty, come thou to me-laughest thou?
MARG. Good my lord, stand her friend in what thing you may.
EYRE. Why, my sweet Lady Madgy, think you Simon Eyre can forget his fine Dutch journeyman? No, vah! Fie, I scorn it, it shall never be cast in my teeth, that I was unthankful. Lady Madgy, thou hadst never covered thy Saracens head with this French flap, nor loaden thy bum with this farthingale, (tis trash, trumpery, vanity); Simon Eyre had never walked in a red petticoat, nor wore a chain of gold, but for my fine journeymans Portuguese.And shall I leave him? No! Prince am I none, yet bear a princely mind.
HANS. My lord, tis time for us to part from hence.
EYRE. Lady Madgy, Lady Madgy, take two or three of my piecrust-eaters, my buff-jerkin varlets, that do walk in black gowns at Simon Eyres heels; take them, good Lady Madgy; trip and go, my brown queen of periwigs, with my delicate Rose and my jolly Rowland to the Savoy; see them linkd, countenance the marriage; and when it is done, cling, cling together, you Hamborow turtle-doves. Ill bear you out, come to Simon Eyre; come, dwell with me, Hans, thou shalt eat minced-pies and marchpane.2 Rose, away, cricket; trip and go, my Lady Madgy, to the Savoy; Hans, wed, and to bed; kiss, and away! Go, vanish!
HANS. Come, my sweet Rose; faster than deer well run. Exeunt HANS, ROSE, and MARGERY.
EYRE. Go, vanish, vanish! Avaunt, I say! By the Lord of Ludgate, its a made life to be a lord mayor; its a stirring life, a fine life, a velvet life, a careful life. Well, Simon Eyre, yet set a good face on it, in the honour of Saint Hugh. Soft, the king this day comes to dine with me, to see my new buildings; his majesty is welcome, he shall have good cheer, delicate cheer, princely cheer. This day, my fellow prentices of London come to dine with me too, they shall have fine cheer, gentlemanlike cheer. I promised the mad Cappadocians, when we all served at the Conduit together, that if ever I came to be mayor of London, I would feast them all, and Ill dot, Ill dot, by the life of Pharaoh; by this beard, Sim Eyre will be no flincher. Besides, I have procurd that upon every Shrove-Tuesday, at the sound of the pancake bell, my fine dapper Assyrian lads shall clap up their shop windows, and away. This is the day, and this day they shall dot, they shall dot.