Well! thought Alice to herself. After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down-stairs! How brave theyll all think me at home! Why, I wouldnt say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house! (Which was very likely true.)
ATTRIBUTION:
Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (18321898), British author, mathematician, clergyman. Alices Adventures in Wonderland, ch. I, Macmillan (1865).