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C.D. Warner, et al., comp.  The Library of the World’s Best Literature.
An Anthology in Thirty Volumes.  1917.
 
The Yarn of the Nancy Bell
By William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)
 
From ‘Fifty Bab Ballads’

’TWAS on the shores that round our coast
  From Deal to Ramsgate span,
That I found alone on a piece of stone
  An elderly naval man.
 
His hair was weedy, his beard was long,        5
  And weedy and long was he;
And I heard this wight on the shore recite,
  In a singular minor key:—
 
“Oh, I am a cook, and a captain bold,
  And the mate of the Nancy brig,        10
And a bo’sun tight, and a midshipmite,
  And the crew of the captain’s gig.”
 
And he shook his fists and he tore his hair,
  Till I really felt afraid,
For I couldn’t help thinking the man had been drinking,        15
  And so I simply said:—
 
“O elderly man, it’s little I know
  Of the duties of men of the sea,
And I’ll eat my hand if I understand
  However you can be        20
 
“At once a cook, and a captain bold,
  And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And a bo’sun tight, and a midshipmite,
  And the crew of the captain’s gig.”
 
And he gave a hitch to his trousers, which        25
  Is a trick all seamen larn,
And having got rid of a thumping quid,
  He spun his painful yarn:—
 
“’Twas in the good ship Nancy Bell
  That we sailed to the Indian Sea,        30
And there on a reef we come to grief,
  Which has often occurred to me.
 
“And pretty nigh all the crew was drowned
  (There was seventy-seven o’ soul),
And only ten of the Nancy’s men        35
  Said ‘Here!’ to the muster-roll.
 
“There was me and the cook and the captain bold,
  And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And the bo’sun tight, and a midshipmite,
  And the crew of the captain’s gig.        40
 
“For a month we’d neither wittles nor drink,
  Till a-hungry we did feel;
So we drawed a lot, and accordin’, shot
  The captain for our meal.
 
“The next lot fell to the Nancy’s mate,        45
  And a delicate dish he made;
Then our appetite with the midshipmite
  We seven survivors stayed.
 
“And then we murdered the bo’sun tight,
  And he much resembled pig;        50
Then we wittled free, did the cook and me
  On the crew of the captain’s gig.
 
“Then only the cook and me was left,
  And the delicate question, ‘Which
Of us two goes to the kettle?’ arose,        55
  And we argued it out as sich.
 
“For I loved that cook as a brother, I did,
  And the cook he worshiped me;
But we’d both be blowed if we’d either be stowed
  In the other chap’s hold, you see.        60
 
“‘I’ll be eat if you dines off me,’ says Tom;
  ‘Yes, that,’ says I, ‘you’ll be:
I’m boiled if I die, my friend,’ quoth I;
  And ‘Exactly so,’ quoth he.
 
“Says he, ‘Dear James, to murder me        65
  Were a foolish thing to do,
For don’t you see that you can’t cook me,
  While I can—and will—cook you?’
 
“So he boils the water, and takes the salt
  And the pepper in portions true        70
(Which he never forgot), and some chopped shalot,
  And some sage and parsley too.
 
“‘Come here,’ says he, with a proper pride,
  Which his smiling features tell;
“’Twill soothing be if I let you see        75
  How extremely nice you’ll smell.’
 
“And he stirred it round and round and round,
  And he sniffed at the foaming froth;
When I ups with his heels, and smothers his squeals
  In the scum of the boiling broth.        80
 
“And I eat that cook in a week or less,
  And—as I eating be
The last of his chops, why, I almost drops,
  For a wessel in sight I see!
*        *        *        *        *
“And I never larf, and I never smile,        85
  And I never lark nor play,
But sit and croak, and a single joke
  I have—which is to say:—
 
“‘Oh, I am a cook, and a captain bold,
  And the mate of the Nancy brig,        90
And a bo’sun tight, and a midshipmite,
  And the crew of the captain’s gig!’”
 
 
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