Fuess and Stearns, comps. The Little Book of Society Verse. 1922.
By. Frederick Locker-LampsonA Terrible Infant
I
Who carried me about the grass,
And one fine day a fine young man
Came up and kiss’d the pretty lass:
She did not make the least objection!
Thinks I, “Aha!
When I can talk I’ll tell Mamma.”
—And that’s my earliest recollection.