A Humorous Wedding Speech By A Father

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Your Dad will always be the best D.J. I don’t think you realize how talented you dad is. Gabi, if you need anything I will be here for, if you need anything I will help. I remember at the cast and crew party your dad started a dance competition , and he jumped in and did the worm, I started laughing my head off. Another memory was at the Mom Prom. He played a very popular song, Hit the quan, and he didn’t know how to do it do I taught him how to do it. He loved the dance. The last memory I had of your dad was at Field Day last year. He turned on the annual Chicken dance, and I did it with him it was do fun. Gabi, you and your family will always be in my family’s prayers. If you need any help with anything, I will be there. You have always

To my beautiful wife Hallie Baxter, you have saved my life by giving me purpose and perspective. When I think back about the time I was sitting at that bus stop bench in japan, and you messaged me that day. I didn’t know what to say at first, but as time passed and our love grew our wedding day finally came. I knew when I looked into your eyes that day I found the other half of my heart. Never in my life have I gazed upon someone so kind, strong, beautiful or smart. You have stuck beside me through thick and thin. Without you I would have never laid eyes on our beautiful daughters face. I don’t know where I would have ended up without you. But I know I am grateful to be with you every sec of every day. What I’m trying to say is that you taught

Bubba, Sometimes we get so caught up in the day to day routine of life we rush right through the day. Growing up, I observed many different things. There is something about our bond that I cannot explain, which sounds so incredibly cheesy. In fact, you are probably laughing at the screen right now reading this, but we both know you know exactly what I'm talking about. Sadly, not everyone gets to have you as a big brother (well, I guess it's sad for them), You are intelligent, funny and nice. Everyone who has had the pleasure of meeting you knows that you are one of the most down-to-earth human beings to ever live. A gift from Dad, because you are so much like him and I have the best role models ever on how being a Dad. You are such a good

Regardless, I love you and grandpa. I appreciate the help you have given me and the time I have spent with you both. I am not angry with you for not raising me yourselves. I understand that you were already older and from your perspective thought you were doing what was best. Without you and grandpa, I am not sure I would have made it through college. For the average guy, I have a great job! Thank you for your

Hi dad it’s Artie. I want you to know your story is a huge success. I know that makes no difference to you, however I just wanted you to know. The work involved in writing this book helps me to understand you better. I know our relationship was never the best and I certainly take my share of the blame. I wish I took the time earlier your life to get this story from you as it has helped immensely in understanding who and why you were the way you were. I guess sometimes it takes reflection upon our pasts and timing to bring about a true understanding. I just was not ready until it was too late.

Father, thank you for helping me to be responsible. When I was young, you would always help me get my room organized. I appreciate that very much. Father, you would always understand my viewpoints on things. I remember when I told you that going outside is more fun than doing indoor things like drawing and I also remember you nodding your head. Father, you certainly showed that you respected my opinions. Dad, you would always give me reminders. I remember when you told me that I was annoying my sisters and that I needed to stop. Your reminders help me to stop annoying my sisters.

When I found out your Dad was going to take you away for the weekend I got really excited for you. You are so blessed to have a Dad that cares so much about you and your walk with Christ.

There’s so much to say and so little words to say it with. First of all, I love and miss you. Everybody loves and misses you, especially Kalli. It’ll be two months since you passed when I turn this assignment in, but I have a feeling it will still feel just as unreal as it did that night. I know you’re watching all of us with your mother, sipping on a can of Natural Light or a glass of boxed wine and laughing when we laugh, smiling when we smile, and crying when we cry. These are all the things I wish I could have said to you, what I should have said to you because now I realize life is short.

You've always supported me my whole life, everything I've asked for you've gotten it for me. You always have food on the table for us to eat. We never go to sleep hungry and Im thankful for that. You are always at my games, you get me everything I need for my games. You have been there for me all through high school motivating me to graduate and go to college to get away from here. You have made everything for me and my brothers easy for us and not burdensome. Y’all work hard everyday to provide us with the things we need and some of the things we want but don't need. I hope to go to an 4 year university and play football to make it to the National Football League. My dad was with me all my life on the field, he was always my coach, pushing

I don’t think that my dad knows how much I really do appreciate him and everything that he has done for me. My dad has been there for me every step of the way. From teaching me the essentials like walking and talking to just the simple joys in life like riding a bike and driving a car. Every step of the way he was right there telling me how proud he was. To some those are just simple words but to me they mean so much more. The one thing I want in life is to make my parents proud and to never disappoint them. But what my dad doesn’t know is how proud I am of him. I’m proud of how he puts family first, always. I can always count on my Dad to be there at everything I do. I’m proud of his sense of humor, and how he lifts the spirits of those around him; how he can lift the spirits of our family when times are tough. My dad did not have the easiest childhood, he lost his mother as a teenager and grew up with just a father but still today he is one of the happiest most joyful hearted men I know and for that I am proud. I’m proud to tell you that he took the time every night when

It has been nearly a year since we started talking again after years of no communication. Words do not suffice to express how much I truly love you, and how grateful I am that you entered my life. You have been one of my biggest supports, you have believed in me when I felt that no one did, you have given me your all: your love, your time, your energy, your lost hours of sleep, your tears, your laughs. To this day, whenever I am in doubt, you have always cheered me on and made me believe that I can do anything, that I don’t have any limitations, and that has changed my life; you have changed my life. I never thought you would come to hold such high value in my heart, but I am glad you did, and all the time has been worthwhile. I like to think that I do not have a heart, that I am apathetic, but there are two factors outside of family that say otherwise: my love for children, and you.