A Humorous Wedding Speech: Who Are You?

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

I wanted to say thank you for all the family has done for me and that you might never see me again and that i'm willing to die for what's right and for my country i am now going to tell you how me experience was in the union.It started when i got to my regiement it was called 1st michigan infantry once i got there i had met some friends one of them was from irland he was really intresting he just died in the battle before.It Day 12 the food is getting really boring and plain the pork is getting moldy from the week before the coffe is extremly bitter I can here people talking about robert e lee and how there going to destroy us yea right i chuckled really hard well thats all for today.Day14 the night before we heard gun shots and cannons so we got up with our guns and rifles ready tofight for our lives but it was some kids just goofing off with our stuff we told to them to leave and never come back day 17 sorry its been a few days since i wrote i was just in a battle i was shot in the finger this might be suprising while your reading this but i have a very good doctor he just washed his hands im very lucky to be alive

Boys, Boys, Boys, although we are all down in the dumps, We’ve just showed that together as a team we can compete. First i would would just like to thank everyone in and around the rugby community of St Bennies, you’ve welcomed me with open arms and been through the good and the bad times with me.

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

Today when you get up in the morning you find that your body has been replaced with A GLITTERING IRIDESCENT MECHA SUIT ENCRUSTED WITH EVERY NICE MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER BEEN SENT.

I’d like to clarify the reasoning behind the question I asked you yesterday. I knew you misinterpreted what I was asking you when you responded. I didn’t want to interrupt you while you were conducting team check-ins. This morning it dawned on me that, if I didn’t clear this up, I may leave you with the wrong impression.

IM just going to do it i know your answer, however i just want to give it a try before i leave... because i need to know... what exactly i just need to know. however im sitting here with tears in my eyes, as i wonder what to do.. ive lost everything getting to this point... but you have given me hope... i already have my plan. and i know you will be here for atleast another year, however Crystal, will you do me the honor of accepting my offer and Taking me me to be yours once again, may it be the last time or the once that last for an eternity, i just want to know if you will take me. if so thank if not i understand its just i dont want to live my life without you... you make is so unbearable. the whole year after we broke up i couldnt stop thinking about you and all the lies i had to tell for you to hate me, now look at me i sti here and fractically attempt to get you not to hate me more then you already do. i know this is rather fast for me but i need to know if what im doing si correct, because i know im completly wrong in my endevours.... in al but one. that being you...

b- Good evening ladies and gentlemen, children us at kontiki…… welcome you to the 5th annual kontiki multicultural fashion runway. I am Stefan and this is my co-host Sashi for this evening.

Although, I can view your calendar, I am unable to view the meeting titles and/or subjects. With that said, do you have Leader 2 Leader on your calendar for March 17 from 0830-1030 in the Auditorium? This meeting is for all department heads.

I do remember Mr. Wilfredo Ramirez, he stayed with us for four nights and he was in room 101, and 343. He was giving rate for $35.99 because when he arrived he gave us story of his life how he lost his valet but he needed a place to stay and such, During his stay he literally robed another guest who was in room 106 Mr. Franko Rizza (who is still guest of ours) for $500.00 in cash as well as iPhone and an I pad.

It is good to hear from you! I hope you are having a great summer thus far.

Yesterday around this time we were teeing off for the second hole in hopes of a birdie and or a hole in one...great memories!

I have just read your email and so good to hear from you. We are having issues with our website. Hoping to get fixed soon but that won't stop us from getting to know each other.

I’ve been able to have a few conversations with Educate78 and we’ve been able to determine a good path forward. After meeting with us and gaining more understanding they have agreed to meet our cash flow needs for the months of August and September. We are very grateful for your willingness to help and the level responsiveness to our immediate needs.