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Amber John: A Short Story

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It was Amber John’s last period of the day at Lake Travis High School in Austin, Texas. She was texting her meme team at her desk as the bell rang, signaling the beginning of a new weekend. Her whole class cheered and rushed out to the halls, eager to do the sex and have drugs. Amber took her time gliding through the hallways on her way to meet her friend, Claire “Honeybee” Holcomb at the door to the back of the library. Claire was the baddest bitch in Texas and insisted on only hanging out back there. “Howdy!” Amber greeted Claire as she pushed open the door. “Oops!” The door had hit Claire, knocking her down a set of concrete stairs. “It’s kool!” Claire flashed a thumbs up and slowly started to get to her feet. “Could you hurry up? We have to pick up the rest of the squad.” Amber rolled her eyes and …show more content…

“Shut UP binch, we still have to pick Nat up and she lives all the way across the country.” Nadia said. “I have a solution for that problem.” Amber said, winking at the girls in the rear view mirror. Everyone held hands and closed their eyes, scrunching their faces. Using the power of pure love and butts, the car teleported over to McLean, Virginia, where they rolled up to Nat’s house. “Hey gang!” Nat said as she slid into the backseat. “What should we do today?” “I think we should touch butts.” Amber said. Everyone gasped. “Amber, you know that Supreme Overlord Tony Abbott outlawed touching butts in the year 2016. We can’t do that anymore.” Lola protested. “I heard that Tony Abbott was secretly the Zodiac Killer this whole time,” Nat said. “I don’t care.” Amber said. “I haven’t touched a butt in 364 days. If I don’t touch a butt before the anniversary, I could become dehydrated and die.” “I could touch a butt,” Claire said. “Not with that broken arm!” Nadia pointed. Everyone in the car laughed. Natalie pulled an ice pack out of her bag and placed it on Claire’s arm. “Thanks! I’m healed and ready to touch butts.” Claire

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