Blueberry Muffins: A Fictional Narrative

"I think you should slow down on the blueberry muffins" Michael told me as i scarf down another delicious.. mouth watering.. muffin then speaking with my mouth full.

"These are really really amazing"

He sighs and gets up from the small rounded gray table going to get me another muffin. I've eaten at least four by now..but i mean who's keeping count, definitely not me. I look down towards my flat stomach and grin, I eat like an elephant and gain nothing! As Michael brings back my last muffin that I plan to devour but then he speaks up.

"You owe me seven dollars for each of the seven muffins you ate" He growls handing me the pastry. I laugh and shake my head, " I did not eat seven amazing muffins" looking over to him to see his unsurprised …show more content…

"Yeah, this Jamie" he looks at her with a certain passion I know nothing about..love. She waves and smiles at me as she says a simple hi. I look between the two then quickly realize I'm being a weird third wheel of the couple.

"I..uh I'm gonna go..so...yeah nice meeting you Michael and ....uhm" dammit..forgot her name what was it...molly? No..Kelly? Nah.. Taking notice that I'm standing there awkwardly I nod and quickly leave out the cafe.

I duck my face into my jacket as the coldness and wind hits me, keeping my hands in my pockets I unlock my car and walk towards it, thinking to myself about...muffins. I put the key in the ignition as it tries to start, as I try to start the car I notice the gas tank is empty "ah fudge.." I rest my head on the steering wheel as I sigh.

Finally after getting my thoughts together I pull out my phone and dial my dad's number. "Hello..?" His gruff voice sounds like he's just woken up.

"Hey dad.. I have an issue" I say easily knowing he can tow my car.

"I know you have a lot of them, that's why your mother and I tried to put you up for adoption" he says …show more content…

Putting my bag in the back I get in the front seat Wondering why the hell he is so eager to take me home......or..."Are you trying to murder me?"

He looks at me and frowns then hits the steering wheel "damn you found out.." Then he starts laughing while shaking his head "No I'm not trying to kill you"

I eye him suspiciously and nod "sure...." He starts driving and the car ride is silent until he speaks up "so..why were you walking? I thought you drove"
"Well...you see my brother has this issue where he forgets to fill up my gas tank and yeah" he nods "you have a brother?" Now its my turn to nod "yeppo"

I give him directions of where my house is and really start to wonder why he wanted to take me home. He has a girlfriend and seems to be really in love with her, shaking my head I look out the