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Calvin And Hobbes Short Story

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Calvin and Hobbes
By: Lukas Casebolt, Patrick Rutkowski, Zach Yu, Jake Wright

It was a normal day for Calvin, as it would be for any six year old with a great imagination and an imaginary tiger as his best friend. He woke up alert and ready for the weekend. The prior day had been a Friday and it was finally a weekend. WIth no plans, for the day, he was ready for a relaxing day with Hobbes. “Calvin! Your dad and I are going grocery shopping, we’ll be back in an hour or so, have a relaxing day!” His mom shouted from downstairs. “A relaxing day? That’s outrageous, I’m not tired what were you thinking of doing Hobbes?” Calvin inquired.
“Perhaps a pillow fight while you parents are away?” Hobbes hinted.
“But wouldn’t mother be extremely disappointed
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“No it isn’t, you big cheater! You’re just doing this because you can hit the ball harder than I can,” exploded Calvin
“Cheater?? Who took the lucky red ball when I wasn't looking?” recalled Hobbes.
“ I got to pick first because you did last time!” screeched Calvin
“That’s A LIE YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE LUCKY RED BALL FIRST!!!!” Hollered Hobbes
“ Call Me A Liar,Will You? Well, YOU'RE JUST A POOP HEAD ! So there! THBPBPTHPT!” Shrieked Calvin
“POTTY MOUTH! POTTYMOUTH! CALVIN IS A POTTY MOUTH”,fumed Hobbes
The two began to rough house in a torrent of mud and grass. Calvin pulled on Hobbes’ fur and Hobbes tugged on Calvin’s hair
“You’re asking for a toothless Mouth, Buster!!” Challenged Calvin.
“Yeah? Says you and what army? You couldn't knock the teeth out of a mosquito,” taunted Hobbes
“Ha! Mosquitos Don’t Even Have Teeth! That Shows How Dumb You Are!” Bellowed Calvin.
“Compared to you, I’m Einstein. Leggo My Leg!!!!” Snorted Hobbes.
“OW!!! Go stick you nose in a rubber hose you walking flea condo!!!” taunted Calvin
“I’d say it takes one to know one, Bozo!!! Why don't you go play in a food processor,” cackled Hobbes.
“It's getting dark, Calvin. C’mon inside!” commanded Calvin’s
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