Cattle: A Narrative Fiction

This funny book takes place in a farm setting, as farmer brown tries to get his cows to stop typing on their typewriter, as the cows complain about how cold the barn is and requesting blankets, going on a strike when farmer brown declines their offer, these cows have more in mind than just some electric blankets.

This experiment will be conducted using fifty Angus calves born within 2 weeks of the same date. To insure the calves are born within this time frame the calves will be collected from cows that have been inseminated from the same bull at the same time and tested positive for pregnancy. These calves will be castrated with the Short scrotum method with the use of a rubber ring. This method involves restraining the calf, preferably in a squeeze chute, and taking a tool to expand the tight rubber band and placing both testicles through the band. While doing this the band must be firmly against the naval at the base of the scrotum before releasing the rubber band. Twenty-five of the calves will be castrated at a week old. The other twenty-five will be castrated at the age of

Summary:   A farmer's cows find a typewriter in the barn. They start writing demands to the farmer, saying they will not produce until their demands are met. When other animals start getting involved the farmer gives into the cows demands, and gives them what they asked for.

Saddle up everyone. It looks like there’s a Longhorn coming down the road. Based on its speed, this steer’s power must be enough to send even the toughest cowboys into the dirt on which they stand. A cloud of dust rises in the distance as the beast approaches, but is it animal or is it mechanical? Its massive countenance resembles that of a bovine animal with its beady, flashing eyes and its flaring nostrils atop a toothless grin. Its colossal horns stretch across the forehead creating a menacing glare. As the distance closes, I blink again and realize that it is not a steer at all. It’s merely a convertible decked out as the perfect ride for any cowboy. The eyes were the headlights, the nostrils were grill ornaments,

Throughout the years, cattle have been an important to the daily life of many people. Some examples that are used from cattle are the red meat that is known as beef, their skin can also serve as a protector from harmful weather and also used in clothing, also the hobby of showing cattle is widely known in the Americas. So, how does the world keep the growing demand of cattle stable?

She blinked several times trying to comprehend everything that was happening to her before speaking. Where are we going?

While reorganizing the lines, stanzas, and structure of the poem, Herding Cows, the meaning or understanding of the poem transformed with each reconstruction. In the preliminary version the main theme appears to be more directly centered on the cows. The reader can recognize this by analyzing the diction the speaker has used and emphasized, such as wet grass, necks, and graceful. Once the reader moves on to the second adaptation of the poem, the theme shifts toward the actions of the observer rather than the cows. This is accomplished through the prominence of the last sentence of the poem, “we are there.” By isolating this phrase, the reader begins to experience an almost nostalgic, yearning feeling. Finally, in the

This one walks over and sets a package of printer paper down, already staring at the little screen where the price appears.

“Scopin’ out the new meat,” Reece responds distractedly. She is looking around, searching for something, or someone, in the sparse crowd surrounding a fire damaged house.

Gosh, Bertha. What if he saw you?! She thinks to herself. That question is answered when she hears sniggering and a boys’ voice saying “Ernie, look, the cow seems very taken with you indeed!”

I almost ask for my receipt back. I almost say, “I’m sorry, can I have it after all?” As a reminder.

The link between bovine and humans has existed for thousands of years, dating back to Approximately 8500 years BC, after the domestications of sheep and goat. (Bos primigenius, Helmer et al. 2005; Bollongino et al. 2012). Throughout the domestication of cattle people have attempted to control animals to their advantage and predict their actions. This experiment tests a theory of how cattle owners could foresee the response of the cows being handled just by the placement of a hair part on their head. This hair part is commonly known as a whorl, and they usually are found on the face of cattle and horses. A whorl is defined as a patch of hair that grows in the opposite direction of the rest of the hair, and it usually turns like a wheel. The

I had no idea what I was getting into when I accepted this job. Besides the crazy cow, there’s dealing with thorny hay bales, broken fences, a broken tractor. There’s the physical labor of mucking twenty nasty stalls

“I don’t want to be stuck between these walls for the rest of my life!” William thought to himself. "I must find a way to escape this life in order to see the world outside of these walls." William, the prince of the Kingdom of Bavaria, with his golden brown hair and ocean blue eyes, wanted nothing more than to be able to roam outside of the confines of Castle Ludwig, the only place he has ever known since the day he was born. The seventeen year old Prince of Bavaria lived a very privileged life inside the castle's walls, always having an abundance of food, clothing and everything he wanted but this didn't fulfill him. The one thing that he wanted the most he couldn't have...freedom.

Once in your life, you will need a doctor, a lawyer, a police officer, and a priest, but everyday, three times a day, you need a farmer. Livestock production is the most labor intensive form of farming, yet it is the most criticized and regulated form of farming. Livestock are raised for meat, eggs, wool, or milk. Although some may have issues with livestock production, people should stop being so critical about animal products.