Christopher Kron's Dumbest Criminals

Would you get in the car with a driver that was drinking and driving? “In 2013, a total of 1,149 children 14 and under were killed in motor vehicle accidents. Of those 1,149 fatalities, 200 (17%) occurred in alcohol impaired driving crashes. Out of those 200 deaths, 121 (61%) were occupants of vehicles with drivers who had BAC’s of .08 or higher (MADD - Drunk Driving Statistics).” Just ask yourself whether it would be worth it to get into a car with a drunk person because everyday people get in the car with drunk drivers and are killed or injured. Each year approximately 16,000 people are killed in alcohol related crashes. While some people might say the driver that was drinking wasn’t in the right mindset and they didn’t know what they were doing, the decision of drinking and driving will stick with you your whole

John saw the man running away and hit the star screw laser to lock the exit doors. The man touched the door and got shocked and fell down. John caught him and tied him up to a chair. He asked him why he did not pay. The man started to cry and asked for forgiveness. He wanted a refreshing drink and said he could not afford it. Patricia got teeny mag to scan the man’s face. John used the device to scan his face that he was supposed to pay with. All the details and record of the man came up. Brown eyes, brown hair, 5 feet and 11 inches tall, born and lives in Dystopia and unemployed, David Rafany. There was a gloomy and sympathetic impression on John’s face. John decided without hesitation, offered David a job at the coffee shop until he is able to stand up on his feet. Patricia introduced all rules to David and said he will be supervised at all times. He was grateful and praised them. John finally untied him.

Main Point II: Next I would like to talk about accidents and the potential dangers there are with drunk drivers on the road. I would like to start out by telling you a story that is written by Kathleen Buenemann, Donette's mother. On the night of August 8th, 1996, after finishing her shift at work, Donette was on her way home. A 29-year-old female left the "beer garden" at the county fair, around 11 PM. This girl had been there most of the night drinking. She managed to avoid the police and found her way through town in her Mercedes. Just outside of the city limits of town, she crossed the centerline and sideswiped a Jeep, the full length, and proceeded on across the line and hit my daughter's '95 Neon, nearly head-on. My daughter's car was spun around and flipped on the drivers side and slid down and embankment, and came to a rest. A 3rd car drove through the point of impact and was untouched. The 4th car was hit by the debris from my daughter's car, but no injuries there. My daughter had tried to move to the shoulder, but the other car continued on to hit her. Donette had her seat belt on and the air bags did deploy, but because of where the impact was the steering wheel went between the front seats so fast that the bag was of no use. Donette's head struck the A post and then the pavement when the car turned on its side. They said she died instantly of

According Florida Gulf Coast University Serial Killer Database, there has been 2,625 serial killers so far in the United States, the most of any country in the world. However, this trend all started out with H.H. Holmes: America’s first serial killer. H.H. Holmes was born in New Hampshire as Herman Webster Mudgett in 1861. He was extremely bright in school and excelled beyond the other kids in his class. Because of this, he was bullied a lot by his jealous schoolmates. One incident stands out among all others, which was when Mudgett was dragged into the town doctor’s office and forced to confront a skeleton which he had previously found revolting. Despite the bully’s intentions, this cured Mudgett of his fear of skeletons, and made him more curious about the study of the human body and medicine, which piloted the rest of his career. Mudgett studied at the University of Michigan, where he finished college and medical school. Mudgett then moved to Chicago and changed his name to Henry Howard Holmes (H.H. Holmes) in 1886, where his torturous fantasies all began. Although this criminal mastermind only made one small mistake to make investigators red hot on his trail, H.H. Holmes should’ve been caught sooner because of his suspicious activities including the building of his castle and being involved in scams at the same time numerous people he was affiliated with went missing while selling copious amounts of skeletons shortly after they went missing.

On a quiet Sunday evening, a man walks into a local convenience store holding a gun and begins shouting for everyone to get on the ground, except for the cashier behind the counter. The man tells the cashier to give him all the money in the register and nobody will get hurt. One of the customers laying on the ground manages to pull out his phone and calls 911. He leaves the phone sitting on the ground. Immediately 911 dispatches the police to the scene. During the time of the 911 call, the dispatcher hears and altercation between the robber and the cashier, then shots were fired, the customer yells through the phone that the individual has fled the scene.

H.H. Holmes, born in 1861 as Herman Webster Mudgett, was an extremely notable con man, fraud and murderer. More popularly known as America’s first serial killer, Holmes had a vast and varying criminal record. For instance, his criminal record ranged from forging checks and life insurance claims, to killing off entire families in his “murder” hotel. The one most identifiable pattern to his offenses resides in his economic struggle. As seen in a documentary directed by John Borowski, most of the individuals that Holmes killed were sold off, illegally, as cadavers to his former medical school (Borowski, H.H. Holmes: America’s First Serial Killer). In addition, most of his other scams also revolved around obtaining more money. Such as his life

H.H. Holmes was impressive as America's first serial killer, but he himself led to his own downfall. Holmes may have been very good at hiding and disposing of evidence but proof of his crimes was still left behind. At one point, an insurance company became suspicious of Holmes and

"A Trial without witnesses, when it involves a criminal accusation, a criminal matter is not a true trial." (Bill McCollum) It is not fair to convict a person of a crime just because a person claims they are guilty. There needs to be evidence and proof to make sure they are telling the truth. People are accused wrong everyday. When people are accused wrong of something such as murder, it can ruin their life forever. One of the many people who suffered a wrong accusation was Kevin Green.

On September 22, Anaelle Surprise was driving home with two other passengers on Sunrise Highway in the middle of a rainstorm at 2 A.M. Around that time she veered off the road and crashed into a nearby tree. Thankfully she was driving in the outermost lane and did not implicate any other cars in the crash. She was intoxicated at the time of the crash with her blood alcohol content at 0.092, which is .00736 over 0.08 when you are legally unable to drive a vehicle. Paramedics arrived quickly to the scene and brought her and her passengers to Southside hospital. Luckily, the driver and her passengers did not sustain any injuries more serious than a mild concussion, scratches, and bruises. It is reported that the three were

Many people walked past H. H. Holmes without falling victims to his horrific torture. Holmes is the first American to be a serial killer. The first time anyone in America has experienced someone just killing people in mass quantities without being detected for years. In Trisha Zeigenhorn’s , “Top 5 facts of H.H. Holmes” she explains knowledgeable facts which disprove the stereotypical theory of serial killers.

Dumb criminals are arrested for many different crimes. One of the crimes dumb criminals are caught for is robbery. An example of a burglary involving a dumb criminal is with a man named Milton J. Hodges. Milton tried to rob a Lowes and ran into a nudist spa. He was the only person dressed, and was easily spotted. He was arrested later that day. Since Milton was arrested, his arrests proves that people can be arrested for crimes like burglary. In a situation similar to Milton’s, a man breaks into a husband and wife’s house. He roots through their pantries and eats their food. Afterwards the man takes a nap on the couch and when he eventually tries to leave, he finds an officer with a stun gun outside. Once again, the idea that people

What crime was committed, you ask? To that I say, Mind you own freaking business you old fart. But in truth, we stole a soupçon of the Aurora Borealis after cracking a vigenère cipher. It took us one hundred, fifteen thousand, two hundred minutes to decipher the code (in days, fourscore). Then we each had to all sit on a tiny stool and milk the teat of a carbolic snake. However, it was worth

Immediately I knew that this was going to be a bad character. He failed to steal the purse ,and because of it he got beat up. He got kicked “right in his blue jeaned sitter.” The women took Roger and started dragging him somewhere. Roger though he was gonna go to jail. He pleaded the women not to take him to jail. She ignored him and continued walking. Roger started to get really nervous. After a little while he wound up in an apartment building. The women kept walking down hallways. Roger could here people beyond the doors. Then the women walked through a door and she told him that she lived here. Roger blew a sigh of relief. The women sat him down at a table. The women asked him why he tried to steal the purse. Roger thought he had to lie to get out of this. The women was too smart for that. Roger told the women that he just wanted some blue suede shoes. They talked for awhile. Then the women got up and got something out of her kitchen. When she left Roger had an easy escape and could grab the pocketbook he tried to steal earlier. Instead he sat back down and waited for the women. When she came back she had a cake. They shared the cake together. After that, Roger had to leave. The women gave him 20 dollars so he could buy his blue suede shoes. After that Roger went down the steps. He turned around and said “Thank you ma’am.” The women made him become a nicer person and learn some

Richard’s first arrest, the beginning to his extensive criminal history, occurred at age 13 for trespassing and was followed by numerous other arrests over the better half of a decade. When he was 21 years old, Richard was found guilty of forging a fellow co-worker’s

He was broke and train was the only way there way to get there, he needed employment fast. We spent many long cold nights on the somber New York streets, scouring businesses and local newspapers in hopes to find employment. As he was walked the streets he found an old flyer and wet flyer posted on a telephone pole, the flyer advertised an italian bakery, it read “HELP WANTED” . In desperation he rips the flyer off the pole and goes to the bakery. His hopes high he enters the bakery, “excuse me, sir” Vienna says in a course italian accent. He shows the flyer to the man,”why yes!” he responds joyously. Vienna was a baker in Italy, he knew he would get the job. ‘I like your stuff!” the man states, “you're hired, you start Monday eight