Cletus Jones: A Short Story

When it was time to get rid of the suitors in Odysseus and his son Telemachus home they come up with a plan. Odysseus is pretending to be a beggar and everyone's gives him food when he goes around except for Antinoos. When the beggar comes to ask Antinoos for food he gets very angry, the text says “Boiling over Antinoos gave him a scathing look and let fly, now you won't get out of the hall unsacred, I swear, not after such a filthy string of insult! With that he seized the stool and hurled it-- Square in the back it

Ding the bell rings while a person walks into the crusty crab. They walk towers the counter when he arrived he ask for one crusty crab. When he sat down he started eating his crusty crab then all the sudden he stared to spit his food out of his mouth. He started to yell at Squidward he was so loud people stared to get out of the crusty crab and going home. Mr. Crabs then came out of his office and ask then men what was wrong and he said the crabby patty were gross.

They tried to stay quiet but the Cyclopes spotted them and asked what they were doing in his cave. He really didn’t care because he snatched two of his men up, smashed their heads, torn them limb by limb, ate them. Day by day he did this and when the Cyclopes was sleeping, Odysseus told his men that they needed to find a way to get out of there and so they did. When the Cyclopes awoke, Odysseus offered him some of his wine and he tried it and begged for more so Odysseus just kept giving it to him drink by drink until he was drunk. The Cyclopes asked Odysseus what his name was and Odysseus said “Nothing.” As soon he asked that, he fell over and slept peacefully. While he was sleeping Odysseus found a large branch and asked his strongest men to put the tip in the fire and when it was burning red, they shoved the hot part of the stick into the Cyclopes’ eye. The Cyclopes let out a loud roar that woke up his neighbors. They came running and asked if someone was killing him and the Cyclopes answered “Nothing is killing me!” So his neighbors left without second thought. When the Cyclopes let his herd of sheep out Odysseus and his men clang to the bottom of the sheep and left the island safely.

On the day of November 14th, there was an incident involving Cheez-Its. There was this one student named Jake that brought a big bag of Cheez-Its. Eventually, people started lionized Jake for the Cheez-It's. He was sharing it with all the students at the table. Then this other kid wanted some, but he said no.

After being blacklisted, and losing his wife and son Jurgis gives up. He takes off to look for work in other parts of Chicago. Every time Jurgis makes a few dollars he spends it on beer and gets drunk, he starts to turn into another one of the homeless drunks he sees on the side of the road. Jurgis meets a young man, that happens to be very rich and very drunk, he gives Jurgis a $100 bill. He ends up losing it at a bar when the bartender only gives him 95 cents back. The Judge unsurprisingly believes the bartender over Jurgis, and he is back to be poor and roaming the streets again.

So after Odysseus had the arguably biggest failure in his professional career he finds a new way to prolong his trip home. Odysseus needs to get food and other supplies for he and his men. They stop at the land of Cyclops, and they wander into a large cave full of supplies. His men wisely suggest to take what they need and to leave quickly. The fearless and stupid leader decides that they should stay

Taylor had a large garden in her backyard. The garden had many beautiful Roses and Lilies. There was even a small section of the garden for foods like tomatoes, cucumbers, and cherries. Chris offered that Taylor should put in seeds for the watermelon to grow for the summer. But Suzie thought this was a bad idea. People from all over Maryland came to sample some of the perfect foods that were grown. Because the watermelon grew so fast they were protected with a big net to keep the animals away. One day a powerful judge from a rich farm enjoyed and awarded Taylor with a prize for the most beautiful watermelon grown in Maryland. Taylor was too proud to win such a delightful award and thanked friends by giving sparkling drinks and a slice of the

King Xerxes was throwing a party for all his kingdom and his palace in Susa. He asked his wife to come to show off her beauty. She refused to do this so he divorced her and decided to get a new queen. Since this happened he decided to have a beauty contest to see who would be the next queen.

He got a job as an agent for no money because he always messes up. On the first day he was sent to work the kitchen. He was being used as an excess agent. He is the one to clean up the messes. After a full long day. He was sent to clean the kitchen and eating area. He went to go clean the refrigerator next. We all know how this is going to go. Horrible, he cleans it by disconnecting it first and it falls on him. For some reason he kept on shaking it and a banana peel came flying out. He finally got out and he turns around to tell a person it broke but on the way he slipped on the banana peel and yelled out OH BANANAS! It was long enough till somebody came and lifted him up. He was blamed for the broken refrigerator, till the legs were broken on the refrigerator before it fell on him. Any people apologised

This man didn’t really have name. No one ever really cared about him. They lacked care about him so much that he even forgot his own name. This man was leaning up against the building and was in fetal position trying to stay warm and Garrett was afraid to wake him up, but he was curious more than someone being told not to touch a red button. So, he decided to wake up this man and of course the man was freaking out by being startled. Garrett step back and let him freakout for a little bit while he was trying to show him that he had to offer some bread. The man looked at him and gave him this weird look and was very cautious to take the bread because he was afraid that he was gonna tease him and run off with it. Garrett picked up on this and laid it down for him and waited for the man to come take it. The man proceeds with caution as Garrett is trying to tell him that it’s okay. The man takes it and eats it slowly. Garrett speaks up and asks, “Do you anything about this building? Or even the door?” The man has a raspy voice and says “Yes, yes I do. Unfortunately, this door is what made me what I am today.” Garrett turns his head like a curious Beagle. With a low voice “It may not seem like it, but I use to be the owner of this bank” Garrett is now really in shock because he thinks to himself “That’s impossible, this building has been here for almost one hundred years”. So he asks the man, “How?”. The man is now starting to get more and more enraged. “I owned it from start to end, I was here when this town flourished to what it is now.” Garrett asks the man “How if you….should've been dead?” “If you just hold onto what you are truly passionate about, you can live

It was a cool misty morning on June 1, 1853. Wilbur Jennings is just rolling out of bed after the second time of Ms. Ulga yelling at him to get up. He slowly slid out of bed, barely awake until his feet hit the frigid floor; he quickly went to the tiny dresser And grabbed a pair of dingy socks, one with a hole in it. As he slipped them on he saw Terrence combing his hair in front of the cracked mirror hanging over the rusted out sink. Terrence was his best friend; And had been as long as he could remember. He threw on his old hat he had had for a year And a half. He and Terrence started towards school; on the way they went by the newspaper shop and saw in huge bold letters, “WANTED JESSE JAMES.” As they had done time and time before Terrence went in and knocked over a

The green eyed man walked to his kitchen, threw open the freezer and pulled out the Jack Daniels. He unscrewed the cap and took a good hard long swig. The bottle fell from his lips and connected with the counter with a loud bang that starled the hello tabby on his windowsill. The cat hissed

As they were kicking the dirt, a cop started rolling up the block. “Hey boys anything going on here?” asked the cop to the boys. The officer got no response and started to leave, but just before he left. Willy yelled, “My friend Wendell here would love to go to jail, because he slapped someone so hard-”

amarc and Shamarri were sitting outside on the porch one day.They could smell the neighbor cooking out on the grill. They both said that they were the better cook. So they decided to have a cook off to decide who was the best. They’re cook off will be next Saturday.

Clyde wanted the murders of his family to feel the same pain that he felt for all the past years. He brutally