Description Of A Mullet

"Dad, what happened?!" And I remember Artie Lange saying “Shit happens; we all do dumb shit, and I’ve done shit that’s dumber than most. Luckily, my dumb shit has turned out okay.”

You’re probably wondering what I did. Well, where do I start? Let me begin on the day my little brain came up with this supposedly brilliant idea. It was on a summer’s afternoon and the sun was gleaming

“Why do you wear the hijab?” people would frequently ask. Ironically, when I found the answer it also became the reason I took it off.

Sophomore year of high school, I needed a change. I decided to cut off six inches of my hair off. I was no longer the girl who hid behind her hair, I was ‘edgy.’ Even though I love my new short hair cut, there’s not much that can be done with short hair. Therefore, when my brother was planning to get married

The Mullet hair design focuses on having the lower area of the back of the head having hair that is longer than the hair on the remainder of the head. The Mullet hair design is informally described as company in the front, celebration in the back, and the Mullet ended up being hugely popular in the '80s with the development of rock & roll into the mainstream.

that straight hair was the style I was not made fun of for having; I blame it on

The subculture hat I have chosen to explore is one that I have taken part in before, cosplay! I have dressed up as Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers and am currently planning a Dr. Strange costume for myself. I have been to Comic Cons before usually as an admirer of those in costume.

So I was at a store one day and I had some money to spend and I was in the store and I saw the brand new Nerf gun that just came out and my mind just went boom!"I asked my mom if I could buy it".

It was a bright, crisp, mellow morning in April. I, being the untalented and unwilling hair stylist that I am, decided that getting dolled up wasn’t exactly going to slide into my schedule this morning. Instead, I declined the idea and rummaged around for another alternative that was probably buried under a pile of bobby pins and hair combs. Postliminary, I discovered the only item that would shelter my bedhead from onlookers - a fashionable headscarf. Naturally and skillfully, I wrapped my unkempt hair and headed to my National History Day practice that I was already pressed for time for. I’ve always been keen on the idea and look of headscarves, and I’ve always believed that headscarves were admirable and a unique accessory, and seeing that

It all started on my fourteenth birthday. I was at a restaurant with some of my friends. One of them was wearing a Thrasher shirt. We had an enthusiastic waiter that was quizzing us on multiple things, mostly based on what what it looked like we would know things about. He saw the shirt, and the poor girl wearing it had no idea what was in store.

It was lunch time and I was sitting with Gordy. Everybody was talking about this new guy and how he scared them. Gordy asked me

are you afraid of being a Dad." then he screamed at me "No I'm afraid of

“Are you related to Stephen King?” I didn’t realize it at the time (because let’s face it, I didn’t voluntarily read anything that wasn’t a motorcycle magazine until my senior year

My instincts rallied together and introdused the thought that later led me to my decision of a drastic hairstyle change.

When I was 13, I decided to grow out my pageboy style. This decision was not difficult (but unfortunately for me, not timely). I decided this after looking at my seventh grade yearbook picture. I was smiling into the camera. My hair was pointing in five different directions from my head, screaming "I wanna be a star!!"