Example Of A Humorous Wedding Speech At A High School

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Ladies, Gentlemen good morning to you all. I am here today to speak to you on behalf of tennis Australia and in essence the rest of the globe in terms of Tennis. My question to you is, why are women denied the chance to perform and exhibit there elite talents their ultimate mettle in 5 sets of tennis like the men’s game. Why fans are denied the pleasure of seeing this is to be questioned? Why aren’t women able to play 5 sets?

Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

I am Aisha Garcia I am running for student council secretary. Please listen to what I have to say. I will listen to you. I understand you and take your advice into consideration. I believe that everyone should have a say and should express their talents. No matter what talent you have. Whether it is baking, singing, dancing, sports, or gaming. Everyone is accepted. I believe that should have a chance to show everyone what they can do. No one is better than the other. Everyone is equal. I will make sure that no one is left out. Everyone deserves a friend. Put your shades on, the future is bright! I also want to thank my teachers and friends for helping me. You make my wishes come true. That is why you should vote for secretary.

Today when you get up in the morning you find that your body has been replaced with A GLITTERING IRIDESCENT MECHA SUIT ENCRUSTED WITH EVERY NICE MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER BEEN SENT.

Sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to make sure that you received my graduation application? I turned it in about a week ago but you were not in your office on the day that I went to turn it in so I gave it to the registrar upfront. She said that she would slip it under your door and I just wanted to make sure that you received

Good Morning Haley aka Stephanie. I'm so grateful you've been my friend. I feel so comfortable around you and feel like I can talk to you aboit anything whether it's aliens saying aye lmao or your thoughts on religion. It just feels easy and comfortable. I know out friendship hasn't always been normal especially since I liked you in 8th grade which probably made it awkward and then we didn't talk for a while but anyways thanks for sticking with me and dealing with all my shit. I know I can be annoying and mean sometimes and I'm sorry you. You deserve a better friend but thanks for sticking with me anyways. Also stop being so hard on yourself, you always say that you'll never get a boyfriend or no one finds you attractive and it's just silly

Xxxx Good evening everyone. Hope all is well with each and every one of us. Once again, I am Governor Nikki Haley from the great State of South Carolina. The home of Née Johnson, Grandmother of America's First Lady, and one of the heroes of the United States of America, Senator Lindsey Graham, who stood against Donald Trump. As we are having this dialogue amongst ourselves, the citizens of our beloved state is experiencing some difficulties, due to Mother Nature. Even if the world were experiencing any hardships, Nikki Haley would've not missed this once of a lifetime golden opportunity. Thanks to Gandhi ji and His Excellency Narendra Modi, I waited for this chance from the start of the eternally. As an American-Indian, I am blessed for given

Sorry it took me so long to get back with you. I had my mother over for the day. The opinion that I am going to give you is just what I would do. Please don't do anything that would make you uncomfortable. Well here's what I think.

I wanted to thank you sincerely, so I figured a letter would suffice. I still have the thank you card you wrote me from freshman year. To be honest, I keep it in my bag so that I see the advice you gave me everywhere I go—“keep writing”. I don’t know if my keeping of it is weird, but I’ve passed the point in my life where the number of people I have weirded out has lost its count. I don’t know how long this will be, so feel free to skip to the end where I will add a “TL;DR” summary.

Hello class of 2017. I can’t decide if I feel sad or happy about giving this speech. I guess I feel sort of both but I also feel confident, as each and every one of you should feel the same. Being proud is a feeling that is impossible to hide. If you are proud of yourself, or anyone else, you let other people know. That's why I must now say that I’m extremely proud of all of you for achieving this goal for which is nonetheless mentally exhausting, full of error, but also yet amazing all at the same time. While I honor each and every single one of you with my greatest respects and wishes towards the future, I want everyone to feel the same way I do because this is a very special moment for all of us. This moment will never happen again for any of us. To all of us, our birthday is a special moment and feeling, but that moment and feeling comes many more times than once. This moment which will eventually lead to, if it hasn’t already, a mixture of feelings, is going to lead to feelings you will never feel again.

Good afternoon everyone, my name is Alexus Autry and I am your president and I have been selected to give this speech that will help out not only everyone on this campus but it shall help out everyone in the world that lives in a place that either suffers from high levels of pollution and or other harmful things in the air. While brainstorming what I was going to put into this speech and the 5 most important things that will make this campus sustainable and environmentally friendly, I came up with what I think the 5 most important things are to make our university, the university that we stand before today, environmentally sustainable and friendly.

I’m Liz and I would like to start off by saying, “Good Morning”, and thank all of you for coming today to celebrate with the class of 2017 as today marks a huge milestone in our lives. For me specifically, I’m going to start off by thanking my family, friends, coaches, the faculty, and mentors (especially Oba); for supporting and guiding me through the good and bad times. Without you all, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far in my life. Secondly, I’d like to thank Konawaena for allowing me to compete in unpopular sports, excel in my classes, and grow into the person I am today. If you knew me freshman year, you’d remember that I could barely look people in the eye and was too meek to speak. Now, I’m not crushed with shyness, put myself out there and actually developed bonds with people that I will cherish forever. This school allowed me to meet amazing people and have unforgettable memories. Konawaena will hold a special place in my heart as it gave me a second chance to be who I truly am.