Fun Guy Monologue

It wasn’t always easy. As a matter of fact, it was never easy for us. I’m sure you’d have agreed. Surely it was tough for you to let us go, but I want you to know that I’m thankful you did.

- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)

She like to fuck me, suck me, suck then fuck me I'm the ice cream man, she chunky monkey She like to fuck me, suck me, suck then fuck me I'm the ice cream man, she chunky monkey She like to twirly swirly, in my vanilla coupe

I pull up and fuck your daughter, sike nah let me stop. I ain't 21 Savage and I ain't Lil Yatchy,

The reason I am writing this little passage, is to give some insight into my relationship with a fella’ by the name of Ben Bonner. Many people think they know him. I’m sure the majority does; just as the majority believes that Ben and I were close, but not very close. To be clear, many people do not know the extent of which I was acquainted with Ben. Ben Bonner was many different things to many different people.

Woah, woah, woah. We got a bitch ass sprog here thinking dissing someone's comment is really going to get us somewhere. You're just a little thirteen-year-old furfag, grow the fuck up already. Anyways, I was just stating the fact that just because other people are allergic to something shouldn't be the reason why something should be illegal same for folks who have asthma. Also the thing on destroying your lungs/cancer there way more other things that cause cancer, but you don't see the government trying to stop it, know do you? All the shit they put in our food cause cancer, but you don't see tons of commercials talking about how we should grow our own food or to eat better. I mean people should have the right to smoke a cigarette if they want

It was one winter night of 2008, the Yazoo County Panthers were playing against the Yazoo City Indians. A guy by the name of Albert had already found his seat and was ready to cheer on his son Albert Jr. Throughout Albert’s life he has been battling with cancer. Albert is a scientist and hopes to one day be cancer free. Meanwhile, kickoff is approaching and Albert is ready. Albert shouts, “Let’s get this W Jr.” Jr responds, “ ok dad.” The panthers went on to beat the Indians 43-7. After they had made it home something unusual happened. Jr starts to moan in pain. “What’s wrong son”, said Albert. Jr responded by saying “my body is in so much pain.” Albert immediately rushed Jr to St. Dominic Hospital. They arrived at the hospital at 11:40 p.m.

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious

About two years ago my sister had taken in a dog named Morgan. At first I didn’t exactly agree with this because she already had a dog that she hardly took care of. When my sister brought Morgan home she was about two months old. I could still hold her in on had. And as I spent more time with her, she became my baby.

Being charitable to a man who has done exceptional things for the people of Cannery Row, Mack, who is the head of the group men gains a scheme for the Doc by awarding him a party. The folks of this little town are really neighborly with one another , taking place in Cannery Row Mack with his group of men is trying to retrieve cash for the celebration at the Docs. The community is so sociable that only the authoritative people bums everyone out. They earn a job trying to acquire frogs for the Doc for a nickel a frog, retrieving the dough for the occasion is going well ,but when Doc came home and all of his possessions lay on the ground he was enraged and punched Mack who consequently has a bloody lip and inflamed side. Mack’s gang was gloomy

This is similar to mine, but without the part that prevents you from being able to change back. It's a simple seal you can undo on your own.

ill fucking kill you bitch if you don't stop talking shit behind my back you dirty tart. You be suck all sort of dick my boy and I gonna expose your bitch ass if you don't stop. maybe ill brake your fucking family's knees in. I'm not going to fuck around anymore you fucking dirty ass bitch, another thing you owe me money you hoe. bitch I got niggas that are willing to beat your ass.........

The next day the two went to the zoo with "Mr.Pigman" and he stopped at the monkey house because that was Mr.Pignati's favorite thing. He had made friends with a monkey and named it Bobo. The day after that the two went back over to his house and visited some more this time he showed them the whole house. He let them look by themselves too, and when they did, they realized that his wife had actually died. Then a day later they went to a store and let them by whatever they wanted! The Pigman went to the zoo after that to feed Bobo, he was sad because Bobo would not eat. So that day he was sad, so John tried to have fun by getting Mr.Pignati to chase him. Suddenly while chasing John, he fell over and had a stroke/heart attack! Lorraine and John went to visit him in the hospital, but he couldn’t get out of the hospital for a couple more days. After that John and Lorraine went back to his house and started playing and they kissed for the first time!! Then John gets this idea to have a party, and all the friends get there and they were all having a great time when……. All of the sudden the Pigman comes home and see that the house is a

I didn’t know any better. I didn’t know it could kill me. One time when I was 8, I was playing with some chapstick. I was putting It on everything when I decided to take a bite out of it. I ended up getting really sick and almost dying.

Being from small town USA, the world has not always been at my fingertips. With only one gas station and a small community of about 450 people, Milano is not well known. Because of its small size, resources are not very abundant. Growing up, I had to learn how to maximize the few resources that were available to me. Also, I learned to be appreciative of what I had.