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Gay Rights Activist: A Short Story

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Jeremy, Here’s what I’ve learned about myself. I’m a flaming homosexual in love with my soul mate who I’d kick box my mother, the pope or anyone else in the face for (Mr. Smith’s backhand has nothing on my running shoes) if they questioned my love for you or disrespected us or the choices we make together. Obviously, I need to be a gay rights activist because I will go FUCKING H.A.M. if someone doesn’t give me what I WANT AND CHOOSE which is JEREMY KRUGER and MARRIAGE. Only our “creator can judge”. One sniff of my swag, Kim Davis, her fucking holy rolling dress, minivan, whole staff and hair would blow off all the way to Mitch McConnell’s front yard. Ill shove the biggest dick and rainbow flag up their assholes and any republican has ever …show more content…

“We ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER”. I just want to be able to help people like I’ve been helped. I know I am onlllyyy 28, Jeremy you have a true wildcat and you are only 36 and the only thing I need. I know you’ll listen to me complain about things that should be fixed even if I repeat it 300 times and possibly act like it’s the first time you heard it I should probably bake cookies or something for the office staff.. but I believe ill just send them an apology email when I’m out of here or you’re here and go apologize in person all Ben like…. They’d probably be afraid to eat anything I made them anyway. If you saw my homework assignments I’m sure you saw the emails I sent them drunk at 3 am… hot damnnnnn. Yours are nothing but love juices flowing out or intense... frustration... but never at you, never will be.. you know where I like to aim. I have to let my rage out somewhere… when you need to discuss an issue why use the, “call center” and wait in the que, when you should do is pull a, “Jesus” take the bus and drive it through HR to make your point, then if they don’t listen to you (if you know you are correct) honk honk bitches. My... “annoyances” is different from my passion for

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