Graduation Speech: A Humorous Wedding Speech

My promise When you elect me as the district 23 state senator you will be enabling us as a district to make an important progress because I will ensure that the national government hears your voice. By doing so you are guaranteed that you will also remain in the loop.

“The election that ultimately counts is in November,” said Renck. “So in the coming months, I will be working hard to demonstrate to voters that I am the best person for the job no matter who is my opponent.”

Hi, I'm Rory Trosclair and I want to be your next president. I would make a great president because I will stand up for your second amendment rights, I will stop the killing of babies because of abortions, and help make sure everybody has the equal right to marry. I'll also make sure that no legal American is left without a job because of illegal immigrants coming to the United States.

I will design and construct a flag for our country, and I will write a policy discussing the punishment for Senators should they show disorderly

I am dedicated and committed to moving our community and our country in a directions that embraces and celebrates our differences. I want to be a part of the changes that create a healthier future for our children. I want a stronger economy that doesn't compromise the health of our planet. As your E-Board rep and delegate, I will work hard to get lawmakers to enact policites with these values. I will fight for Tulare

I am grateful and honored to be speaking here today, in the great country of Tricktopia with so many terrific candidates. If you are sitting here right now, it means you want answers and believes what the country can be. You care about this country as much as I do. Tricktopia has reached a crossroad where changes must be made to guarantee a better future. And you are the people who have the power to make a difference in the political landscape of this country. It was we, the citizens, who formed the Union.

Our country is in dire need of loyal conservative leaders. As a Republican nominee for the senate, I vow to further strengthen and represent our beautiful state of Montana. I will be in support for many amendments and rights that make this country and state extraordinary. Such as: The Second Amendment. In past months the rights and constitution are slowly being picked apart and are eroding away. As senator, I will lead and further the cause of bearing arms and the Second Amendment. As a nation and state, we struggle with foreign trade goods such as oil. As we all are aware, gasoline is produced by oil, and gasoline is a significant part of our economic system. We should not have rely on other foreign countries for a substance we can achieve

I am aware of hardships faced by past Presidents such as war and natural disasters and I believe I can lead if such tragedies occur. I know how hard one must work to make a difference and I am willing to put forth the effort. I have developed many qualities that are important in this office. Examples of these qualities would be integrity, strength, and compassion. Being honest and having a grasp on good moral principles is something I believe

First off I want to say that I am very happy to see all of you here. I am going to use this time to announce my candidacy for Senate. After much deliberation I have decided to leave the House of Representatives after my three terms and run for a position in the United States Senate. I believe that I am the right candidate for this position for several reasons. First of all, I was in the House for six years, because of this I understand how the institution is run from the inside, and I understand the problems of the Senate. I believe that this is a very important aspect when running for the Senate. Second I realize that Congress has some fundamental problems, that come from individual goals as well as institutional goals, and I want to take

Good Afternoon. I am Atticus Finch and I am running for mayor of Maycomb. As mayor I will make sure justice is found, make everyone equal, and help schooling for our children. I am a lawyer so I have a lot of political experience. There have been many trials and I always do what is best for them. I will be prepared and ready for work whenever you need me.

With everything that goes on in Congress, it has never been an easy job but I am dedicated to the issues that are priorities to the community I’m from and the people I represent. My job will not be done until myself, fellow politicians and subcommittees can come up with an executive order to control violence in our

Everyone running against me is not fit for the role of office and is not focused on making England the most powerful nation in the world. “Bloody” Mary Tudor burned 300 Protestants as heretics. Would you really want a murder to rule the nation? She is a corrupt leader and all she cares about is abolishing Protestantism. I specifically made the Church of England to ensure that the religion in our nation is better, instead of this foolishness Mary Tudor is doing. Onto the next one.

The commencement of what I hope will be a new era in the political history of this country. Where instead of spending our time trying tear one another down, we put our heads together and do what the American people sent us here to do, to lead. To move on from the issues that have driven wedges into the population of this country and look towards what will unite us. Great work has been done over the past few years to expand opportunity for millions of Americans, but our work is not done and no matter what some may say it will take a while for it to be completed. And with your support this November I know we can take huge steps towards achieving that goal. Thank you so much, and I hope we will see you at the polls come election

Together, we will lead our party back to the White House, and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity, and peace. We will be a country of generosity and warmth. But we will also be a country of law and order.

Don 't worry, I 'm not organizing a rally or demonstration. And I 've turned down every request to run for political office.