Groom's Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive Essay

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

By all accounts we are lucky that the groom is here today. I have it on good authority that when he

When I look at the bride and groom, I feel such a kaleidoscope of emotions. I know that Kari has found her true match and I know that theirs will be a marriage of long standing. My heart is bursting with love for you two today. I know you have a wonderful adventure ahead of you, and with God?s blessing your marriage will last for decades to come.

truly love at first sight. As their wedding day approaches, Mate states "Today is the big

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must also thank all of you for coming today - I know how hard it is to get a day release.

Speaking of firsts, I had quite the time visiting you and tasting those numbers your husband continued to put in my hand. It was wonderful to truly hear your voice again. Your husband, now, an interesting bub… I can tell you that. I will not lie, I was uncertain about meeting your husband for the first time. After all that I heard from you, I concluded that we would not be as compatible as you and I, for example. But I thought about it. Like that English actor... do you know who James Mason is? In an interview, he once asked himself “How do I wish to be remembered, if at all?” There was no reason for me to distance myself from the lad; if he is important to you, the least I can do is promote the most comfortable atmosphere for us all. I owe you that.

"So excited to share this news that we are now engaged. From both of us, thank you all for the countless well-wishes we've received during the courtship. We are so excited to take this next step in spending our lives together. We are so grateful for how the Lord has brought us together. It has been an incredible journey so far and we are excited about serving Christ together in the coming days."

I think you would agree that at least so far the wedding has been beautifully planned, even down to getting an extra hour in bed tonight

“Good. But there’s more. Before we wed and lie together for the first time, I want you to know that all is forgiven. My heart is open to you and you are the one and only woman I have ever loved, and the only woman I will ever love.”

“Now that I have you all here I would like to make an announcement. I will be marrying Maricel in a couple of months. It has been a miracle, to meet such a wonderful woman. And to think I have all of you to thank for helping to shape her into the fine specimen she is today.” He exclaimed holding my hand up as I displayed my large red spinel engagement ring. Everyone in the room cheered in excitement except for Erich, who remained silent with his head hung low.

Firstly, on behalf of the bridesmaids, I'd like to thank Mike for his kind words and reiterate how wonderful they look and what a fantastic job they have done today. I would also like to say that Sallie looks stunning - as I'm sure you'll all agree. Which really isn't that much of a surprise given we are related.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen – I'd like to start by saying that what a genuine honor it is to be part of Norman's wedding. I appreciate that I am just one of many equally suitable close friends that he could well have chosen. But I know he looks upon me as the older brother he never had, and I look on him as the younger brother I never wanted.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Scott for his kind words. For once in my life, I find myself agreeing with him - they look stunning and did an excellent job today.