Guys Read: Funny Business By Jon Scieszka

Have you ever wondered why all men act the same? In the reading “Bros Before Hos: The Guy Code”, Michael Kimmel critics what it means to be a man and the “Guy Code” they are expected to follow. According to Kimmel, masculinity is a problematic social construct that invokes behaviors that men tend to follow unconsciously. The unconscious behaviors that men tend to follow is know as the “Guy Code” that is passed down to them when they were young. Kimmel informs the audience, mainly women about the negative effects inflicted upon men due to following the “Guy Code”. Kimmel uses pathos and logos very effectively to paint an image of why men act the way they do and how it hurts them.

It’s kind of a funny story is about Craig Gliner a very studious teenager is eager to have a good life, to do that he has the pressure of getting into the correct highschool that will put his best foot forward for the future on the way to finding the right High School he meets this boy named Aaron and nia, He ends up having a slight crush on nia, who is arons girlfriend, aron is his best friend .Craig regularly sees a psychiatrist and gets put on the medication zoloft an antidepressant and after a while he decides to stop taking his medication. His dream highschool is Executive Pre-Professional High School, he puts himself under enormous pressure and begins to stop eating and sleeping. He ends up getting into his dream High School but that

“A man is at his youngest when he thinks he is a man, not yet realizing that his actions must show it.” Was said by a famous english writer named Mary Renault.In the reading “Bros before Hoes:The Guy Code” by Michael Kimmel he explains this unwritten yet critical set of rules guys follow through out their lifetime. Society has taught young men that every gender has certain roles and to properly fulfill the role of being a man they have to abide by these rules. Kimmel calls this set of rules the guy code and it explains what guys believe what it takes to be a “man”. Kimmel goes over what the guy code is, where it comes from, and who influences young boys to follow this set of rules as well as how this guy code is regulated and enforced. In these rules it specifically states young men cannot be gay. The word gay is defined as being weak and girl like to young men. So in order to continue fulfilling the duties of a man, young men must follow these set of rules.These rules prove that young men are pressured to offer constant proof that they are not gay.

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When we put the boat back in as we are driving down the bayou we see some duck swimming in the woods and we stop and pull up and tie off the boat and start walking to them. Well, as we are chasing them we jump some up but we don't shot. Well, when we find the ones we were chasing and we shot my dad hits one and it lays there and as we go to get it gets up and flies away. well we decided to go get the boat and the decoys and hunt there well on the way out my cousin gets the bright idea to try to climb over the log instead of going around it and I said ¨ have fun trying to get over that log¨ and he said ¨ I will.¨ When he gets to the top of the log and gets stood up he losses his balance and slips and falls as he is falling he drops his gun in the water and luckily it hits his legs and he catches it and when he gets up he looks like he is going to cry and then I bust out laughing and so does my dad then my cousin just starts laughing. When we got to the boat my dad said do you all want to hunt here or go were we normally do and we said were we normally do and he said ok. When we get there my cousin takes his waiters completely off and dumps the water out of them and puts the back on and when we get to our spot there ducks are everywhere. We end up going home with every body limited out which mean everybody kills their limit

In, Bros Before Hos: The Guy Code, Michael Kimmel investigates the values of men. The ideal young man is imposed to live up to society’s expectations through a set of rules called the “guy code” which is instilled into him during adolescence. Family, friends, and the media teach young men how they should act and feel since the guy code is what culture perceives as masculinity. Moreover, Kimmel defines the guy code as “a collection of attitudes, values, and traits that together compose what it means to be a man.” Men are not to cry, men must be strong, men must achieve great feats and obtain wealth and power; these examples of the code are well represented through media as well as the community. For example, men in movies as well as in society

Then I turned to Larry’s scarecrow picked it up and threw it into the fire. I turned back to him and started to yell at him about how ugly it was and about how if he could do anything he might have his own room. While I was doing this he was crying like a baby, even though he was 7 and should be a man and start working out to get an 8 pack and big biceps.

Turtle wexler went into the westing house. Turtle wexler went into the westing house to earn some money. The bet was that for every minute she was in there she got two dollars. No one had been in the house for a long time you see two boys went in there and they came running out in a flash. One kid kept running until he fell off a ledge he survived from it. While his other friend went crazy he had blood on his hand.And all he could say was purple waves. He was put in a asylum and he is always looking at his hands saying purple waves. Turtle on the other hand don't go crazy but she did see something that will change her forever she found sam westing not moving in his bed. The myth was that he was on a rug but he was in a bed he looked like he

Chrisrnas turkey at the market, and he tipped the boy he sent to reserye and pay for it. Finally, he

One day when the family was eating they heard this strange croaking sound, everyone was confused on what was making the sound, so Doodle walks outside to investigate. He finds a big red bird huddled up in a tree and calls everyone outside. They were all confused on what it was, and while they were looking at it, they noticed that the bird looked sick. It

The next day Jake went to still Santa and stole the sled. But he didn't still the rain deer. He went back to Halloween town and took out all of the toys

Matt opens the wooden handle on the door that has an oval like shape made out of glass that he can see through with white symmetrical designs that look kinda like petals of a flower. I finally opened the door and say

Tony Turkey was so strong, so strong that he could lick any turkey in the yard and lift anything around. In fact, he was so strong that no one knew exactly how strong he was. They were afraid to ask and couldn't think of any safe way to measure. One day, however, circumstances put Tony’s strength to the test. It was a warm, sunny day and all the turkeys in the yard gathered around. Thus they were stunned, there was a new turkey in town all the way from Arendelle. Though he may have been quite older he still seemed very intimidating. Tony saw him, and began to envy him because his muscles were POPPIN, and he was a really sharp looking turkey with a confident attitude. Tony Turkey became so envious that he challenged the new turkey to a roast

One hot friday afternoon Jamal and Jonathon got off the bus from a long day of school.Jonathon was staying the night at Jamal’s house.They walked down the street to Jamal’s house.But one thing about it is Jamal forgot to do the dishes this morning which it one of his chores he calls a job.They finally got to Jamal’s house after a long hot walk.But as soon as they walked threw the door all you could hear was Jamal’s mother yelling like somebody had died saying“you knew you had to do the dishes now go do them”!Jamal and Jonathon went into Jamal’s room and put there bookbagas down then went straight into the kitchen.As Jamal and Jonathon walked to the kitchen Jamal thougtht of a plan to get Jonathon to do his work for him because he really didnt want to wash dishes.

It was football season and there was a kid named jake playing. He was the best quarterback he could run and throw. Then one day he about throw the the ball then boom he was hit.