Humorous Wedding: A Fictional Narrative

I hope you had a nice Christmas! I've been wondering how the catering worked out for you guys. It seemed like a pretty damned good idea to me, but as you said, you never know how the food will be.

“I didn’t think it was a big deal. It’s not like you weren’t going to invite yourself to the wedding anyways.”

Before January ventures off in search for a wife, he decides to speak to his friends and tells him his wishes, he states, “But o thyng warne I yow, my freendes deere/ I wol moon oold wyf han in no manere/ She shal nat passe twenty yeer, certayn/ Oold fissh and yong flessh wolde I have ful fayn,” (lines 1415-18). He bluntly states that he desires a very young wife, no more than twenty, and this is a mistake because he fails to consider that marriage is a huge commitment therefore, it should be based off of love and not desire. This quote indicates how Januarie blindly believes that he can use May’s youth and beauty to his own advantage when in fact, May will eventually uses her age to exploit Januarie in the tale. Furthermore, January embarks

I have been having an affair with Vikram, a married man who I always have to sneak around with to see. He and I have been seeing each other for a while now, but I know in my head that nothing more will ever come from what we have. From this I have decided that I do want to have a husband in my life, but knowing it won’t be Vikram has made me decide to have an arranged marriage. Even though I have decided to have this marriage I still can’t stop seeing Vikram, I know it is wrong but I have strong feelings for him.

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Not wanting to intrude on Violet’s hospitality any longer she spoke up, “I think we should go. It was nice finding part of my family living in the family home and keeping our heritage alive.”

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“Good morning Ms. Britney, how are you?” Good morning, Mr. Douglas, I am doing well. Thank you.” I responded with a partial smile on my face. I just started a hot pot of coffee, it should be ready when you get settled. He said as he was walking down the hall. Douglas is one of our embalmers at the mortuary. He has been with me for about five years now and he really does a great job. It’s funny because I would never have guessed that I would be owing and running my own funeral home business. It’s been almost 6 years since I opened my door and 10 years since I have been involved in the funeral home business. I remember like it was yesterday, I was out of college and needed a job. I ran into Mr. Edwards at the gas station and ended up getting

I feel that my grandparents Jill and Jim have an exceptionally great marriage. After 40 years of being marriage they still have so much love for each other. There are always laughing and I swear I’ve never seen them fight or get mad at each other. They are honestly two pears in a pod. They are the two most happiness people I know and their marriage is the strongest marriage I have ever seen.

It was all too amusing to finally have found someone worthy of her challenge. It had been so long since she’d truly been struck, even if it had been by a blade. Most men lacked the true ability to hunt a woman, less even to attack one. The way he so ruthlessly charged toward her was intoxicating. Lena could feel the need for blood, far more than most. Not only could she feel it, but she could relate to it. A hint of a playful smirk took form over her lush lips as she observed the way his hair fell unevenly and in many directions. The assassin appeared dishevelled, more so than she did, in some ways. Which was only proving to further amuse the woman as she disappeared from his view. There was something about him that intrigued her; but Lena wasn’t exactly sure what that was, specifically. Sure, he was handsome as much as she could see, he was clearly in his prime, but no, neither of those was it.

“My dearest ladies in waiting have done all they can to dress me well for the wedding, dear father. But, as much as I understand your excitement for this event - it is barely the tenth hour of the day, and we are to leave soon?”

When I hear wedding bells, I picture a couple madly in love and ready to tie the knot. Long and laced, white and frilly, a woman, a princess adorned in jewels and heirlooms all fitted to the to the perfect goddess she is, all while exuding nothing but beauty. By her side, her groom, her prince charming all primped and primed just as much as her. His beauty complimented hers, and together they certainly stole the show. That makes me smile. I’m a hopeless romantic, there’s just something about white dresses and tuxedos that make me squirm with excitement. I’m like a five-year-old upon entering a candy store, hyped on purely on the thought of how much sugar is at their fingertips, my mind scatters, hops from idea to idea, I add one to one and get ten, it’s like

Sophie cautiously stepped over the threshold of the hotel, cracking her knuckles as her eyes scanned over the place like a lion searching for its prey. How many times had she read over the reports on the strange disappearance of her friend Maisie, this dismal place being the last place she had been seen. The floorboards groaned as Sophie apprehensively walked in the direction of room 198, sadness slowly seeping into her veins as she got closer and closer to her destination.

The bride and groom stand before the minister, who just called for the ring. The groomsmen look around -- where is the ringbearer? Finally, they find him… asleep, drool inching down the corner of his mouth. With a nudge, Duke, the ringbearer, awakens. He hobbles over to the groom, who takes the ring from a red velvet pillow and places it on his beloved's finger. "With this ring, I thee wed..."

The wedding parable is a story comparing the kingdom of God to a wedding banquet. This is a crucial parable to understand because it thoroughly displays our culture through the story. The story starts with many people being invited to a wedding banquet. When the time came for the feast, those people who were asked to come, refused to attend the event (verses 4-5). In fact, the king’s servants who brought the message were mistreated and even killed (verse 6). The king, angry at what the response he heard from those who were invited, He sends his army to retaliate the death of his servants (verse 7). Later, he sent invitations to anyone his servants could find so that the wedding hall would be filed (verses 8-10). During the feast, the king noticed a man “Who was not wearing wedding clothes” (verse 11). When asked how he came to the wedding without the proper attire, the man had no answer and was quickly escorted from the feast.