Humorous Wedding Essay: Eulogy For A Friend

This is not a single day when I haven’t thought about you. You are most genuinely kind, intelligent person I’ve ever met. You have always been there for me. You always fill me with happiness. In return, I promise I’ll always be by your side and to support you for the rest of my life. I am very happy to see this friendship grows as we become closer everyday over the last six years. I wanted to tell you sooner, but I am afraid to hurt our friendship in exchange for love – we can do both. I don’t know if you feel the same way I do. That’s okay if you don’t but I showed my courage to tell you I will always love you. Can’t wait to see you soon on Thanksgiving and to tell you all wonderful

It wasn’t always easy. As a matter of fact, it was never easy for us. I’m sure you’d have agreed. Surely it was tough for you to let us go, but I want you to know that I’m thankful you did.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must also thank all of you for coming today - I know how hard it is to get a day release.

jess, even though I know you for 2 years, you are one of my closets friends. 6th we had already become really close. You are the sweetest and funniest girl I have ever met and I want to say thank you for being who you are. Thank you for always checking me or anyone else up when they are feeling sad. I've been working hard for this day for years and years and I'm really glad I'm ready to be and to celebrate with you. Weather it's a shopping trip at Denny's or just hanging out in your basement We always make the best memories and I hope that

But I need you to understand that even though this is hard and you may take it in a way that dying is the easiest way out, I'm here. I truly couldn't live without your warm embrace every timeI see you. The way you look at me makes my entire heart melt like butter. You're such an amazing guy who deserves to live forever. I never want you to leave me, ever. You are the Spongebob to my Patrick. The peanut butter to my jelly. My other half. My soulmate. Dylan Alexander, you are my best friend. I've heard other people say that sometimes it's best to stay friends so you don't ruin your friendship or that sometimes you don't become best friends until marriage, but you know as well as I, that we're going to be best friends for as long as time tells. Now right now, I'm balling my eyes out because I don't want to see Rocky or you leave me, but I need you to understand that I'm here. I love you. You are every breath I take. Every step I take. You are everything good in this world combined into one perfect human being. I've never felt this way before with someone until I met you. I love you, I truly, truly love you. Never forget

You both are so prominent in my life and I could not be more thankful for that. This year has brought about a lot of challenges, while also many good times. Like, showing up to Disney at six in the morning after not sleeping the night before. Or finding out that I have a high chance of surgery, but you both were there through it all. Thank you for always loving me in the good and the bad times. “You taught me to do the right things. You’ve given me everything I will need to make it through this crazy thing called life. So don’t you worry about me. There’s no way you’ll ever lose me”; YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME, YOU TOO

Hello pretty people! :) How are you all? I was very busy last week. There was a wedding at our family friend's house so we had to attend all the functions. You guys probably know about it already since I was updating everything on my Instagram account. :P

Kalli is such a good friend to me and I’m forever indebted to you for creating and raising such a wonderful person. Now, I hope I am making you happy with being there and supporting her through this. It’s been very hard at times, but I know you’re looking down on us with love in your heart. I will continue to be there for your daughter for as long as I possibly can be.

Who knows, the child she is carrying could actually be yours. If that is so, then you will have two women who sole job is to keep you out of my son-in-laws sight. You might wonder how we know about that frisky little gold digger Jenson of yours, boy. We have the controlling interest in the hotel chain you spent your honeymoon. Some of the things we have recorded should make for an interesting evening of TV. Edith, give the boy the DVD.”

Now Mike, some people will tell you that marriage is a 50/50 partnership. I don't know who made

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Scott for his kind words. For once in my life, I find myself agreeing with him - they look stunning and did an excellent job today.