Humorous Wedding Speech

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

The Rolling Stones were right when they said, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, well you just might find, you get what you need.” Barack Obama, after 8 years of darkness, you were what we needed as a country. You got a lot accomplished in your residency of the White House. While disaster seems destined in this upcoming election, I have become entirely more grateful of everything you did for this nation. Barack, you were left a huge mess and I commend you on your ability to clean it up make a difference.

The 44th president of the United States of America, Barack Obama, in his speech, his 2009 inauguration, describes his plans for his term in office, as well as his belief that if we follow the ideals of our founding fathers, that we will be able to accomplish anything. Obama’s purpose is to explain to the American people that with the right ideas, we can do anything as a country. He adopts a patriotic tone in order to draw pride from his fellow Americans. Obama pulls Fear, calls upon Pathos, and uses Patriotism to get support from the nation in allowing his changes.

Hello America, I’m Kyla Farmer and I am ready be your president and lead America into excellence. Over the past years I have noticed that America seems to be going in a downward direction and I believe that I can fix it.There are some issues that America has and I have a vision on how to fix these issues. All of you and I have wishes and hopes for our country in common and we have similar beliefs that I’d like to point out. We all want our country to thrive and we all want everything to be great in America. But some of us have different views on how to do that. I believe that my views for our country can accommodate to what everyone wants. I have a few topics that I’d like to speak about to help you understand my views

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

For eight years, it has been my honor to serve as your President. The first decade of this new century has been a period of consequence—a time set apart. Tonight, with a thankful heart, I have asked for a final opportunity to share some thoughts on the journey that we have traveled together, and the future of our nation.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

Attached is our rough draft. I want to thank you for the extension you gave us, but I suggested that our group turn it in today, so we can spend tomorrow working with Becky on our presentation.

“And the next president of the United States of America is…” Those eleven words followed by my name are the reason I wake up in the morning. They are the reason I attend school. I believe they are the very reason I am alive in this moment. Now to many, this may seem melodramatic or a bit outlandish, but to me and others around me, it is the utmost importance that this dream of mine becomes a reality. You see I look around at the current state of our country and I can’t help but from an outside perspective see the faults that are being and have been made. I feel like the point of view that I have can set me apart from the majority of others with this

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

I don’t begin my speech today with the classic introduction “My fellow Americans” because I am speaking to more than just Americans today. While several stories come to mind, a multitude share one similar to mine, coming from a mixed background into a country that has opened its doors as a land of opportunity and a second home. Those who have built a life of significance have often extended a helping hand to many who did not have the same prospects or success in their own ventures. This is the unifying thread in the saga of the American epic and what I seek to revitalize as President of the United States.

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in

I’d like to personally welcome each of you to the first united Nunnally gathering in, or about, forty years. It’s an exciting time! Time from the vantage of God’s purposes, and I believe it is the will of our ancestors.

I payed a freshman to write mine last night, so I hope it turned out really cool.