Humorous Wedding Speech

Transition to first main point: Firstly, I will be talking about the structure of the speech. 7G

Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

My fellow classmates, family, friends, and falculty thank you for being here today as we close a chapter of our lives here at Brazos Christian. First and foremost, I would like to give all the glory and honor today to the Lord because without him our high school experience would have been a lot different. There is a particular person that I would like to thank that is going to seem odd and her name is Rebecca Doncov. Many of you are aware of why I am thanking her, but others are not. As a 7th grader, Rebecca decided to bet me that I could not make all A+s in high school, so I did. The consequence of this is that I now have to give a speech in front of all of you. I am not the most eloquent of speakers, nor do I always please people with my opinion, so

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

Attached is our rough draft. I want to thank you for the extension you gave us, but I suggested that our group turn it in today, so we can spend tomorrow working with Becky on our presentation.

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

She loved blue M&M’s because they reminded her of the heard of hydrangeas in her grandma’s front yard

Although, I can view your calendar, I am unable to view the meeting titles and/or subjects. With that said, do you have Leader 2 Leader on your calendar for March 17 from 0830-1030 in the Auditorium? This meeting is for all department heads.

The groom replies on behalf of himself and his bride, taking the opportunity to thank his parents. He will also take this opportunity on behalf of his wife and himself to thank all those present for their gifts. Any close members of the family who could not attend the wedding because of illness, should be wished for a speedy recovery.

On January 18, 2017, I took a seat at the Performance Arts Center to attend the “2017 Martin Luther King, Jr. Celebration,” also known as “MLK, Jr. Guest Speaker, Nikki Giovanni”. The bubbly excitement in the air rubbed off me; my interest increased as I awaited the speaker to come. I still expected some type of lecture centered on the current racial status quo, sprinkled with talk of the Black Lives Matter movement. Quite frankly, I was completely wrong. After a slide show of MLK, Jr. and the Civil Rights movement played and a few quick speeches were given, Mrs. Giovanni--an activist, an educator, and a poet--strolled out onto the stage and immediately enraptured her audience’s attention with her outgoing personality and her amazing humor.

Firstly, I would like acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we stand here today, the Wurundjeri people, and pay my respects to their elders, past and present.

Congratulations on your Confirmation! Furthering your relationship with God is a huge step that will help you greatly throughout the rest your life. As you grow older, you will experience adversity that can cause you to doubt your relationship with those around you. When you feel as if you have no one to turn to, just know you always have me, your family, and God ― no matter the situation. I am so happy to have you in my life. You are the little sister I have always wanted. As you go into high school next year, you will begin to shape who you are as a person. You are already so beautiful inside and out, but stay humble as you are now. I know you will never lose your kind and funny personality and I am so proud to call you a friend

Today we Honor the old and the new,these last few months have ment everything to me! ive meet people who made me feel at home who helped me though everything I was afraid of.i want to thank my sisters,Mother,Master for everything. without them I could have never gotten so far...they belived in me so I believed in myself and now I found what my passion is. and from here on out I will work to my full potential nothing less.I fi had to describe this family in one word It would be ''astonishing''. Because if you really take time to see how amazing this empire has grown you would be astonishing by how beautiful and just upright stunning it is.This family has taught me so much about this lifestyle and about the real world they gave me a new light