Humorous Wedding Speech

I’m Liz and I would like to start off by saying, “Good Morning”, and thank all of you for coming today to celebrate with the class of 2017 as today marks a huge milestone in our lives. For me specifically, I’m going to start off by thanking my family, friends, coaches, the faculty, and mentors (especially Oba); for supporting and guiding me through the good and bad times. Without you all, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far in my life. Secondly, I’d like to thank Konawaena for allowing me to compete in unpopular sports, excel in my classes, and grow into the person I am today. If you knew me freshman year, you’d remember that I could barely look people in the eye and was too meek to speak. Now, I’m not crushed with shyness, put myself out there and actually developed bonds with people that I will cherish forever. This school allowed me to meet amazing people and have unforgettable memories. Konawaena will hold a special place in my heart as it gave me a second chance to be who I truly am.

I would like to start by saying what a pleasure it is to welcome, on this very happy occasion all relatives and friends of both families. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank especially my wife for not only being tolerant but more importantly an outstanding mother and the guiding influence in the upbringing of our daughter, culminating in today's celebrations.

His eyes were glued to the remote dimple on the side of her cheek. It was his way of containing the boyish grin that illuminated his face when she spoke. He stared adoringly, until Jinora's hand found the top of his. Kai stepped forward and he took a fortifying breath.

John Locke on the phone: Good morning, Karl. How are you? I hope all is well.

From the day we met and started talking, I knew there was something different about you. From our first date, I could tell we were gonna be together for a while. And these past six months have proven to me that we're going to last forever. I'm so comfortable with you and I feel like I can be more open than I ever have before. With you, I feel like I can do anything. You've become a big part of my life and I don't want that to EVER change. I plan on being with you for as long as possible because you make me happy. I want what's best for you and what makes you happy and if that's me, I'm one lucky girl.

You leave me speechless. I want you to be happy. I want you to know that I will never bring you down. I will ALWAYS raise you up. You will always have my support. I will always have your back. I am a helper, carer, and protector. I appreciate you and am proud of you. You are the most attractive man, heart, and soul that I know. You make me so happy. You aren’t boring at all. I like your eye; they say a lot about you. I like your lips and tongue they drive me crazy and they make kissing you extra special and nice. You have a killer smile that makes me giggle like a little school girl inside. I’ve told you more about me than even my family knows. I love you. If there is anything you want to know about me just ask. I’m an open book.

I would like to say thank you for your service. I really appreciate all you do for our country. The reason I am writing to you is because it is a requirement for my english class. So I would like to tell you a story that my parents told me when I was little kid.

Thanks for the visit this morning ladies. Anita, I just wanted to ensure you know exactly what I am taking on here so there is no confusion. Barb, Val & I spoke this morning as well.

Thank you so much for allowing me to do this. I am in the process of getting ready to launch the new vendor site and will be traveling to the Philippians in the month of August with the rest of the clt 6pm team and will be gone for about three weeks to train them on the ins and outs of the site and the need to knows about 6pm.com.

Hello. For those who don’t know me, I’m Samantha. I am the maid of honour, sister and believe it or not, friend of the bride. I’d like to start off by pointing out that Maryssa looks absolutely stunning. Oh and Braeden, you look alright too I guess.

Hello everyone and thank you all for joining us today on this wonderful evening. I would like to first and foremost thank my family for coming tonight because they’re the most important to me and I’m glad that they could make it and I would also like to thank God for allowing me this opportunity. Tonight marks a night of achievement for all of the recipients of the Multilingual Seal of Proficiency and I want to congratulate everyone on receiving it because I know that it was very difficult procrastinating it all and then doing it the week it’s due. To have received this honor, in my eyes, is a display of perseverance and character. We all tried our best to prove ourselves and we did. The Seal is a representation of mastering another language,

Firstly, I would like acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we stand here today, the Wurundjeri people, and pay my respects to their elders, past and present.

One of the first things I checked when I woke yesterday was who won the popular vote. I suspected that it would be Hilary, and I was right.  I refused to believe US citizens had become so backward. [?]

Good evening friends, family, members of staff, and fellow graduates. I would like to thank everyone for taking your time to come here tonight and celebrating this achievement we have worked eighteen years for.

Recently (Sep 2nd) we sent you an email announcing the recent business relationship between SwitchForce LLC and Nexiilabs Technologies. It is with this in mind that I wanted to follow up with you, so together we can move forward with arranging a quick 15 minute conference call, at your earliest convenience between yourself and Eric. At that time he will provide you with more specific details regarding the numerous technological solutions that NexiiIabs offers. While also addressing any questions or comments that you might have. Eric is available to speak with you the week of September 14th. What day and time is convenient with your schedule for him to contact you?