Humorous Wedding Speech

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

I would first like to sincerely apologize for my extremely follow up with you. After the PACE event I started a new job with Kaplan's Test Prep center here in Orlando which consisted of a 3 week training process with a schedule of 9:00am-6:00pm Monday-Friday. I just become so busy with that, a full course of school (2 nights class Tuesdays and Wednesdays 6:00pm-8:50pm), and as you know, LSAT studying. I am not going to lie, these couple weeks have difficult to say the less. There was a lot of sleepless nights.

It had been a full year since I had seen my dad. But now we were coming together to celebrate the end of 1975. It was to be a new chapter, a new start, a new page. I want to start this year with positivity and not with hatred or anything biting at me. I will try to take everything easy. But the fire still weighs on my mind.

Ms. Earls, administration, faculty members, family, friends and 2016 graduates, today I welcome you to this special day. A day to reflect on the past and focus on the future.

Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

Today marks six months since you’ve been gone. Somehow in a world where time passes so quickly, six months has felt like an eternity. I look back at the pictures I’ve taken, read through the pages of writing I’ve done and think about the experiences I’ve had and it feels like a lifetime since we’ve sat together talking about the "what ifs". Those things that somehow felt certain, yet so distant and unreal that it made it possible for us to live our lives.

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in

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Hello my fellow citizens you may know me as president Barack Obama. It's an pleasure to stand here and give my speech right here where I'm standing right now. Your probably thinking that I am a rich A## person but I'm not I have to work hard to earn my money. Your probably thinking “all he does is sit there and sign papers and sign contracts” but no you are very wrong about me and all the other presidents. I have to make very tough decision which many people dislikes it and many people agrees with me. Well enough talk about that lets talk more about my personal life in a short and brief description. I was born in Honolulu, Hawaii and I was born at the time August 4,1961. I also appreciate the teachers and staffs that I had to make me such

Xxxx Good evening everyone. Hope all is well with each and every one of us. Once again, I am Governor Nikki Haley from the great State of South Carolina. The home of Née Johnson, Grandmother of America's First Lady, and one of the heroes of the United States of America, Senator Lindsey Graham, who stood against Donald Trump. As we are having this dialogue amongst ourselves, the citizens of our beloved state is experiencing some difficulties, due to Mother Nature. Even if the world were experiencing any hardships, Nikki Haley would've not missed this once of a lifetime golden opportunity. Thanks to Gandhi ji and His Excellency Narendra Modi, I waited for this chance from the start of the eternally. As an American-Indian, I am blessed for given

Hi everyone! I’m Emma Keaschall, Kala’s sister and I just want to say thank you to everyone for coming out today! It’s such a pleasure to be able to celebrate this special day with all of Kala and Doug’s friends and family.

So, I’ve been dating this guy named Bruce Spencer, from OkCupid for the past month.

I am beyond grateful for the offer that I was given yesterday and cannot thank you enough for the opportunity. I have learned a tremendous amount about myself throughout this process and I appreciate the hospitality given by all that were involved. I enjoyed getting to know Dr. Miller and his wife Teri who both are committed to excellence in their business. I thought it was great that I was given the opportunity to experience what the work environment is like at Total Health.

Today is the end of an exceptional and prominent chapter. A chapter that began four years ago. A chapter that will remain memorable in our hearts. A chapter that has been filled with friendships, mistakes, hard work, determination, laughter, and family. Today is the day we celebrate our last day together as a family and wish each other best as we all go our separate ways. We celebrate the things we have learned from the mistakes we have made, the hard work we have put in, and the bonds that have been created. As we move forward with our lives, we reminisce the time we have spent together, good and bad. As we begin a new chapter, we take what we have learned and we use it in our everyday lives. We were taught to face our obstacles and to try our best. We were taught to never give up and to keep fighting. That is exactly what we are going to do.