Humorous Wedding Speech

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in

Good afternoon ladies and gents, I am here to give you guys your commencement speech. When I heard that I could do it, I immediately said yes, then I had to go home and do all this research about what a commencement was and how to actually make one. When I did do the research everything popped up in spanish and then I realized my father had changed the settings. But here I am giving it all I got, but besides that I am here today to talk about the future. A subject no one is willing to raise their hand for or even let out a small peep. Usually when the subject about the future is brought up everyone starts crying and starts panicking, well this is for the class of 2016, some of us don’t know where we are going, some of us do but that’s okay,

Good Morning Everyone , . I hope you have had a wonderful week . I have a fantastic Friday announcement . JEAN WEEK - ALL WEEK . yes , I said it . (Thank you Monica !!) Casual jean wears / wore for the ENTIRE WEEK of Sept . 18-Sept . 22 for just $10 . I will send out purple casual about a cause stickers to wear (like the picture below ) for each office . This way our customers will know why we are so comfortable with work hours . Please be sure to wear work appropriate jeans that follows / followed our company policies . If you feel so inclined you can wear purple as well but that is not a requirement . Enjoy your weekend and prepare for a week in your favorite Levi's to help insure an end to Alzheimers in our future . Tina , if you wouldn't

Salam alaikum and good evening, everyone. I would like to thank Brother Naeem Baig and the ICNA National Committee for a phenomenal job organizing this year’s convention honoring the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) and for inviting me to speak tonight. I would also like to thank my colleagues at the Arab American Association of New York for their hard work and dedication, which allows me the opportunity to be in attendance at this indispensable conference. I am extremely honored to be here with all of you. It means a lot to me to be back in Baltimore. As some of you may know, last April I participated in the March2Justice, walking on foot with Justice League NYC and friends from across the country from New York City to Washington, D.C. to deliver a "Justice Package" of criminal justice reform legislation that will end racial profiling, demilitarize our police forces, and invest in our communities. Along the way, my fellow marchers and I stopped in this great, and at that time, troubled city and attended Sunday services at the Empowerment Temple and joined Freddie Gray protests at the Western District police station. Those were unforgettable and moving experiences that I will carry with me, always.

Hello my fellow citizens you may know me as president Barack Obama. It's an pleasure to stand here and give my speech right here where I'm standing right now. Your probably thinking that I am a rich A## person but I'm not I have to work hard to earn my money. Your probably thinking “all he does is sit there and sign papers and sign contracts” but no you are very wrong about me and all the other presidents. I have to make very tough decision which many people dislikes it and many people agrees with me. Well enough talk about that lets talk more about my personal life in a short and brief description. I was born in Honolulu, Hawaii and I was born at the time August 4,1961. I also appreciate the teachers and staffs that I had to make me such

Marriage is a once in a lifetime event and you should feel extremely blessed and happy to experience one. It is a day filled with so much joy, love, light & happiness and the special part of this all is that you get to share all these with your beloved ones. Isn't that wonderful?

Good evening friends, family, members of staff, and fellow graduates. I would like to thank everyone for taking your time to come here tonight and celebrating this achievement we have worked eighteen years for.

Recently (Sep 2nd) we sent you an email announcing the recent business relationship between SwitchForce LLC and Nexiilabs Technologies. It is with this in mind that I wanted to follow up with you, so together we can move forward with arranging a quick 15 minute conference call, at your earliest convenience between yourself and Eric. At that time he will provide you with more specific details regarding the numerous technological solutions that NexiiIabs offers. While also addressing any questions or comments that you might have. Eric is available to speak with you the week of September 14th. What day and time is convenient with your schedule for him to contact you?

And thank you all so much! I am so appreciative of the support and welcoming I have felt, making this process less anxiety provoking.

I also think it's a major advantage to not have to worry about what your parents think, because they chose the person for you. I've known about couples that don't get married because their parents just don't agree, either because their partner isn't the same religion or because of other differences.

We have received an invoice from Dependable Express for damages to a pallet. On The 16th of December, we had some FRG leaders come to the warehouse to pick up goods from us (Ms. Rita, Ms. Neta and Mr. Lacy). Rodreck and I were in the warehouse working with Ms. Rita and pulling her order. We asked Ms. Rita, to meet us at the warehouse ramp, so that we can spot her into position. Once we got to the warehouse ramp, we noticed Ms. Neta, trying to back up the ramp. I walked down and told Ms. Neta, that Ms. Rita was here first and she had to move out of the way.

When a see a nice photograph, eventually you can remember the tiny details of that moment. With Above photography, the moments will be permanently safe. – John Smith

Hello all—As we are expected to have a full house for this event—about 200 attendees, I am glad to see so many of you signed up to bring an item for this event, thank you for this.

In the name of one and only God,……….. all praises are due to him …. and we send peace and blessing to his messengers…..