Humorous Wedding Speech

Give that here! You said you like him a little bit, but you're cyberstalking him! I need to know what he's about, in case we hook up one day.

On October 13th, 2013 I met the man of my dreams his name is Justin Fever, and he forever changed my life. I knew him in high school, he was the quiet guy and I was the popular gal. We actually went to the same college, and he sent me “DMs” and always Tweeted Me. His messages stated, ….. In college we didn’t have any classes, but he asked me out for dinner, and I said yeah, sure. We met for dinner at Sparrows Tavern in New York, highly expensive, but scrumptious. He made a joke about us two having a thing for each other. I panicked, and said “no” casually, because history has taught me that only bad things happen from there. As I slowly walked to my car on the way home, I relived every moment of this magical evening. He could be my soul mate, I thought.

The next day, after my aunt came home from work, I went over to her house to play with him. He still

He showed me his phone, and the least expectant thing happened to me. My dating profile popped up. In his recommendations. My name. Daniel Doe. Is in my friends recommended people to date.

It was saturday, October 2016. Me and my friend J.T pulled up to Michael Wood’s house. His mom Alexis was throwing a party. Because Mr.wood just got a promotion at work. And it was their last week here before they moved to Detroit. Over 1,200 miles away from where I live in Miami Florida. J.T and I hang out for most of the party. Until I saw Michael. I wanted to congratulate him and his dad. But it would be too sad. Hey Michael what's up, oh how's it going bro. Nothing much I replied. I really wanted to ask him about his dad's promotion so I

Once we got closer to the restaurant I pulled over and told him to put on a blindfold so he didn't see where he was going.Then came on all the questions of, “Where are we going?”, “Can you give me a hint?”, and finally, “Are we there yet?” I answered all those questions with an evil little “NOPE!” Once we were there i pulled him out of the car and told him to remove his blindfold. I stood there anxiously waiting to see his reaction. As he pulled off his blindfold he lost all signs of oxygen and stood there in awe. He had pulled me into his arms and squeezed me until there was no sign of oxygen left in my

I picked up a random book off the shelf and made my way towards his direction. He looked up and after a great critique he made concerning the choice of my book, I sat on small sofa next to him. I remember asking him if there was any reason as to why he did not like the book and from that point on, we launched into a full-blown, forty-five minute conversation on life. He did most of the talking, while I did most of the question-asking. We went from talking about the characters and plot, to talking about why my generation of kids is only getting dumber and dumber. The conversation just digressed even more. Fifteen minutes into the discussion, we began talking about the philosophy of Aristotle and whether aliens created the human race and, at one point, he began telling me stories of when he was a young

I was sitting in front of a foot locker enjoying a auntie annies pretzel and champeon was inside just putting all kind of shirts and socks in his bag. I seen all that and he just walked out the door like nothing happen. So I followed him trying to not make it obvious but he caught on and as soon as I think I lose him “whammm” he grabs me and pulls on the side where no one can see us. He told me “ what F*** dawg, why the hell you following me” I told him that I want to know how you did all that so easily. So basically this is how I became friends with my boy

We semi-finished our meals and I was shocked. He actually did remember. Macoroni and cheese. Specifically what I oredered that day, the first day we met. Three years seems so far.

We had slowed down inside so I stuck around for a bit, engaging in some very flirtatious conversation, not long after I returned behind the bar, my boyfriend takes a seat at the end to visit with me since I worked a lot. We arrived home after the bar closed down, Cody handed me my phone, it was a message on facebook from the guy earlier that evening, he said “It was great to finally meet you in person, I hope that

As we walked over to the register he asked how much he owed, I replied, and he paid. Our encounter was over as I wished him a "Nice day" and he turned to

A year ago around this hour I met a "guy" for drinks and dinner... I was down in Whittier and had time and figured after months of texting and chatting, but never meeting why not just ask to meet up. Little did I know (and I know for him as well did he know) that it was going to be an evening where we can look back a year ago and wonder...what happened.

After literally dragging me in his car with a smile on his face as he looked into the cameras he took me to lunch. I remember my self-gawking over every little thing as I entered the 'small restaurant'.

good thing I’m typing this because there’s no way I could hold myself together saying it to you. Where to even start? You’ve been like an older sister to me and I look up to you so much. When I first got my saber and rifle you taught me. You took the time out of your day to teach me. When I’m upset, you are my rock. You listen to me like no one else does and for that I am very grateful I honestly cannot thank you enough for absolutely. A smile goes on my face when I remember all the things we’ve been through. I remember when we go to competitions and I’m really nervous but then you are my rock and you keep me calm. I remember when you had mud all over your car and you had to rinse it off and us jamming to old Justin Bieber songs lol.

It was my nineteenth birthday. Unlike his birthday, Sean threw me a large surprise party. All the neighbors came and a few people from town.