Humorous Wedding Speech: Atrocities Of A Fraternity

Jason stepped forward and extended his hand. “Good morning, Mr. Birch. We can’t tell you how excited we are to have you here,” Jason said.

I want to thank you all for introducing yourselves. Since you were so kind to tell me about you, I will share a little more about me. I was born and raised in Oklahoma. Some of my earliest memories of OU was attending the football games with my mom and dad. I have one older sister who has a son, named Kyden. He just turned 15 years old. He plays football for Westmoore High School, which is also my alma mater. He is our world! I also have a dog named Max who likes to be the center of attention. He hates to be alone and loves to travel in the car!

“Uh, what was that, sir? Oh, yes, if you haven’t prepared an acceptance speech, you needn’t worry. We will have someone introduce you and all you need to do is explain the reasons behind your work, what drove you, and how it makes you feel to have done it. I am sorry if you did not get the message about the speech, but I am more than confident you will be able to produce one without problems,” said the man.

To everyone who marched their guts out on our dirt patch field this following season; congrats. I'm glad I had the chance of sharing the best moments of my life with these amazing people. Seniors, I wish you guys all the best of luck in the next chapter of your life. I'm happy I had the privilege of marching beside you guys for the very last time. I'll miss you

Friends and beloved peers that have gathered today, behold me here, the witless sinner of this community! At last! — at last! — I stand upon this place, before ye — ye that have deemed me fair, ye that have wished me well — to profess a sin that is unspeakable of. All the years passed by with me behind bars for a sin I have committed, yet thwarted by my cowardice, I haven’t had the opportunity to stand before my peers… Howbeit, today, I am brought hither by God’s demand, to truthfully recognize and confess my wrongdoings.

I would like to start by sincerely thanking all the people that helped out to make this such a wonderful celebration, and, to everyone for coming to Sam’s 21st party tonight, especially those that have travelled a long distance to be here.

My name is Allison McClain and I am going to be a highschool junior this year. My guidance counselor has been encouraging me to start looking at possible colleges over the summer and I'm interested in Miami's School of Communication! I am thinking about majoring in Journalism. I have already gotten an information packet in the mail, but I was wondering if I could get a copy of the Journalism course descriptions?

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here to commemorate the accomplishments and the advancement of each individual student before you today. Many of you are transferring to pursue a higher education, while others are receiving a certificate of completion. Whatever the path may be, we are all contributing to improve the world in which we live in. You have the ability, by the actions you take, to change the world for the better thus generating the butterfly effect.

Sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to make sure that you received my graduation application? I turned it in about a week ago but you were not in your office on the day that I went to turn it in so I gave it to the registrar upfront. She said that she would slip it under your door and I just wanted to make sure that you received

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I’m not an experienced public speaker, so I find it easier just to read the speech word for word. In fact, I’ve practiced it almost daily for about a week and a half now, so that I know it very well. It’s a tip that I read in a book about public speaking. I’ve also been drinking profusely to help calm my pre-speech nerves. I made that tip up myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a unique event in history - the very first and last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. It is a privilege and an honor to do so. I just hope that, so soon into our married life, I don't let her down.

Thank you so much for having us over. It was such a wonderful evening! You treated us with a delicious food, Cocktail and wine. We loved the white asparagus, the smoky ceviche, the octopus, love the cooking in the ashes,

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Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentleman – It’s my job to reply to the toast to the bridesmaids and in doing so, say a couple of nice things about George. You know, tell you about some of his good points. The problem is he doesn’t have any good points. Well, except for being naturally gifted at sports. We do, after all, come from the same gene pull.

To my extended family/friends To my high school friends that until now are still good friends of mine, Thank you for reminding me to breathe and take a break once in a while from the academic and work stress that I go through for the past four years. Thank you Wheng, Mich and Corai for cheering me up and letting me appreciate life more. You will always be constant in my life! I love you dudettes! Cheers! To all the guys I loved (and liked) before.... Thank you for giving me inspiration, enthusiasm, passion as well as disgust, pain, anxiety attacks, and agony. You all remind me that I’m still a human being and not a deity! Haha! Without your existence, I won’t learn the best lessons in life, love and relationships. You all made me stronger, smarter and prettier than ever! You made my college years a kaleidoscopic one! *kisses*