Humorous Wedding Speech By A Father

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

On April 19th 2003, GOD blessed me with the ultimate gift that would forever change my life. You have made parenting relatively easy for me these past 14 years, and you have truly spoiled me as a father, to have such a polite, respectful, compassionate and hard working son. Congratulations on your acceptance to Belmont Hill School in the fall. Words can't expressed how proud I am of you...I just want to wish you a very happy birthday, and you know how we do this time of year...Love you son! #youngmula #ariesseason #bdaylove #myprideandjoy

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

We are all gathered here today with my dad and dee to celebrate their love for each other. In my eyes they are such a inspiring couple they love each other unconditionally you guys make one an other laugh,smile, you have the funniest memories and I'm talking like there's some interesting one hahaha and there's so much more you guy have experience together. The two of you are like peanut butter and jelly you're the perfect match and no one could ever change that. I am so happy that my dad met someone so great for him and that have the patience for him lol good luck dee..but dad you have taught me to be independent and go for what I want and that exactly what I do. I can couldn't on you for anything and everything, you out of a lot of people in my life have the most faith and trust in me which mean that absolute world to me.

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

Thanks for the quick response. Sorry to hear that you and the wife are going through tough times together but it is expected to go through tough times for the first three years after getting married. This is where both you will find out what each other is made of and who is the one really trying to make things work in the marriage. You or her! If after three years you and the wife still going through the same old issues then the marriage meant not to be for neither one. Keep this in mind! Just continue working it and always do your best in the marriage. That is the best advice I can tell you.

Ladies and gentleman, before I get into my speech, I would like to first thank the staff, family and friends for helping us celebrate this big step in our lives. I am honored to welcome you to the Pleasantdale class of 2018 commencement ceremony. Throughout the years that I have spent with this class, there have been both good memories and memories we may wish to forget, but as we all know, that is part of growing up. As author Richard Carlson once said, “Whether we want to admit it or not, and certainly whether we like it or not, life is full of difficulties. It’s an inevitable part of the package. The question becomes: Do our problems and difficulties ruin us, turn us sour and apathetic, or destroy our spirits? Or are they a source of growth, wisdom, perspective, and patience? The answer is: It completely depends on how you look at them.”

Being a wife of a pastor, in the ministry and a prayer warrior, I met many people who are going through things in their everyday life. One young lady concerning a matter she is dealing in her home life with the father of her two children. She was not sure of what to do about the father being emotional abusive to her and not wanting to work to help take care of the family household. Our meeting began this way.

Hello, dear sponsor Mr. Joseph Hatzel I warmly greet you in the hope that you are enjoying good health. I want to thank you for your gift, it is very nice. You are always caring about me and that makes me feel as if I were part of your family. I would like to tell you that I am helping my mom and I am learning to cook and to take care of my siblings, Kevin 18 years old, and Joel six years old. I take care especially to the youngest, taking him to school, bringing him back and then doing the homework. Whenever there is a parent meeting at school, I go because my parents are working to send me to college. As I share some time with you, my dream is to become a nurse, I will pursue that dream, saw at home we are helping each other that way. With

ank you to everyone who has joined us on this special day. On behalf of my family, I would like to thank the Guptas for not only welcoming us to their culture, but also welcoming us into their family.

I am horrified. My face is white as snow. I can’t think. I am going to make a huge speech, that’s all I knew. It would be in front of EMS, EHS, Davenport, Congerville, and Goodfield. This is super big. I can’t screw it up. I can’t think. I can’t think. I can’t think! “Come on Grace you can do it,” one of my friends said. I am about to go on stage and I can’t remember what to say!? Is my worst nightmare coming true!? Is this really happening!?

Here is my attempt in thanking you, you know who you are, for always welcoming me with wide open arms. No matter the circumstance, no matter the time nor place, I know I can always count on you. You have been nothing but supportive towards me, as has your child has also been which is why I know they will always be my best friend. You raised your child to be understanding, comforting, caring, and overall a human being I couldn’t imagine my life without. Just know that without your child, I wouldn’t be the person I am today. I wouldn’t have been here without them, so thank you and thank them for me the next time you see them.

Today, we were awoke by a loud banging . The S.S officers barged into my home and tore down the doors. They grabbed me vigorously by the arm and threw me out out of my house. Jones, my husband was trying to fight them back but it just made it worse. Benjamin and Abraham were crying and calling for me. I comforted them by carrying them and telling them that no matter what happens just know that your father and I will always love you.I know what's about to happen I know where we are going and I'm completely scared for my children that don't understand what is happening. As we were brutally thrown out, we were booed at as they threw rocks and mud at us. I can remember this young little girl yelling,” Goodbye Jews.” My husband registered our kids.