Humorous Wedding Speech By A Heavenly Father

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

His eyes were glued to the remote dimple on the side of her cheek. It was his way of containing the boyish grin that illuminated his face when she spoke. He stared adoringly, until Jinora's hand found the top of his. Kai stepped forward and he took a fortifying breath.

Good morning everyone. I'd like to thank you all for coming today. I know there are many things you could be doing on a nice Sunday morning, including sleeping and yet each of you have found yourself here. For whatever reason, you decided to wake up and come here. Maybe it was for something to occupy your morning, or maybe it was to learn more about god, because we all know that you can never know everything about god. There is always something you can learn. When I was a bit younger I'd wake extra early to wait for the church bus to stop at my house and pick me up. The majority of passengers were kids, in fact it was only every once and a while that an adult would ride my bus. Well I do remember one Sunday, one very early Sunday morning. I got on the bus as usual and sat towards the front, because I enjoyed leading bible songs. We stopped at a house and waited as an older man got on our bus, a man I'd never seen before. He

We, his children, were blessed to have a father who taught us by example the values of integrity, pride in one’s work, compassion, a strong faith and respect for clergy and religious.

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today for a thing called life, well actually it's just a milestone in our lives called Graduation. Class of 2016, we made it to this day we never thought would ever get here, congratulations. We all know I hate talking in front of large crowds but then again I'm nowhere near being too shy for this, so sorry if I mess up but I'll try my best. In a normal ol’ graduation speeches they talk about how our future's going to be “BIG and bright” and to” follow dreams”. Well that is all great advice but I want to be a little different sense y'all have already heard these things before. So here I go, First I would like to thank all our parents for having to deal with us while we went through the “Teenage” and the drama that comes along with high school.

Thanks for the quick response. Sorry to hear that you and the wife are going through tough times together but it is expected to go through tough times for the first three years after getting married. This is where both you will find out what each other is made of and who is the one really trying to make things work in the marriage. You or her! If after three years you and the wife still going through the same old issues then the marriage meant not to be for neither one. Keep this in mind! Just continue working it and always do your best in the marriage. That is the best advice I can tell you.

O, Lord for supplies of your grace today, grace so divine and mighty that my life and witness may glorify you.

ank you to everyone who has joined us on this special day. On behalf of my family, I would like to thank the Guptas for not only welcoming us to their culture, but also welcoming us into their family.

I am horrified. My face is white as snow. I can’t think. I am going to make a huge speech, that’s all I knew. It would be in front of EMS, EHS, Davenport, Congerville, and Goodfield. This is super big. I can’t screw it up. I can’t think. I can’t think. I can’t think! “Come on Grace you can do it,” one of my friends said. I am about to go on stage and I can’t remember what to say!? Is my worst nightmare coming true!? Is this really happening!?

First of all, I would like to thank all of you for being here for us tonight. It truly is a great honor to be able to speak to you all. To the teachers, my parents, siblings and friends, you have my utmost gratitude. Your support has meant the world to me; from each of the teacher's stubborn effort to force knowledge into our thick heads, to my parents, who made sure to give me enough chores to make going to class the easier option. And to the many, invaluable friends I have made over the time I have attended this school, I will carry you in my heart and memories, as well as in the experiences that have shaped me as a person, with me as I move forward. But I would like to save a place of honor for someone special, who I wouldn’t be able to

Before we perform tonight, we thank our Heavenly Father, for His boundless love and care that has brought us all together tonight. Our items reflect the cultural diversity of our school for which we are proud to be part of. We dedicate our performance to our principal, Mr Carter and our teachers. Our very special thanks to our parents who have always been very supportive in all the school activities we take part in. We would like to acknowledge and thank our families and friends who are not here tonight for everything you do for us no matter how big and small they may be.

Here is my attempt in thanking you, you know who you are, for always welcoming me with wide open arms. No matter the circumstance, no matter the time nor place, I know I can always count on you. You have been nothing but supportive towards me, as has your child has also been which is why I know they will always be my best friend. You raised your child to be understanding, comforting, caring, and overall a human being I couldn’t imagine my life without. Just know that without your child, I wouldn’t be the person I am today. I wouldn’t have been here without them, so thank you and thank them for me the next time you see them.

First and foremost, I want to thank ALLAH THE ALMIGHTY for giving me the strength and courage to get where I am today;