Humorous Wedding Speech By A High School Student

Good evening parents and fellow classmates. We are gathered here tonight to honor the 8th graders from Heninger Elementary K-8 who are here tonight to celebrate the 2nd annual 8th grade promotion. If you don't know me, I'm Henry Bailon, and I've attended Heninger for 9 years. To me, this school means a lot to me because it is an amazing school with great people. My fellow classmates and I are here tonight at our 8th grade Promotion from Heninger Elementary. We are the graduating class of 2017!

High school has been a transforming experience. None of us are the same as we were when we walked in as freshmen. Most of us have matured. Like many of you, I am thankful for teachers like Coach Adair and Ms. Dibble, who taught us not what to think but how to think. We have learned how to see the world from others’ perspectives after we have climbed into their skins and walked around in them. Thanks to Mr. Pacharne for teaching us how to work out math and physics problems. If it were not for the challenge and beauty of AP Physics, I would not have considered engineering. When I look back on my high school years, I will not remember what the Zimmerman telegram said or where the medulla is located, but I will remember the lifelong friends and mentors I made and the reasoning skills I

I am pleased to be here today to help celebrate you on your last day as a middle schooler. As you prepare to move up to the High School, I encourage you to reflect on your experience at the Middle School and the lessons that have prepared you for your next step.

John Locke on the phone: Good morning, Karl. How are you? I hope all is well.

I was out of the office. Yes, he told me the same. He received an offer from a two-year school in Illinois. He thinks through this school he will have a better chance to get a full scholarship at a four-year college.

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

“It is my great pleasure this fresh and glorious morning to welcome you to Yama Middle School’s 100th Commencement. Class of 2016, you have long anticipated this day, some with eagerness, some with anxiety, some with a complicated mix emotions---but whatever you are feeling here today, you deserve to hold a keen sense of pride. You’ve made it!” President Yu proclaims.

I payed a freshman to write mine last night, so I hope it turned out really cool.

First thank you for choosing U of R for your college study, and I'm sure it's will be a wonderful time in your life. I'm Yunshan Yang, your international student mentor. You can call me Yang for short. I'm from Shenzhen, China, and I'm major in Studio Art and Financial Economics. I'm China right now, and I'm sorry for late emailing, since my grandpa had a surgeon recently. Hope it's not too late :)

Good Morning Laurie! Hope you had a lovely Friday evening. Thank you for your message, I was happy to receive it.

Sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to make sure that you received my graduation application? I turned it in about a week ago but you were not in your office on the day that I went to turn it in so I gave it to the registrar upfront. She said that she would slip it under your door and I just wanted to make sure that you received

She loved blue M&M’s because they reminded her of the heard of hydrangeas in her grandma’s front yard

Hello class of 2017. I can’t decide if I feel sad or happy about giving this speech. I guess I feel sort of both but I also feel confident, as each and every one of you should feel the same. Being proud is a feeling that is impossible to hide. If you are proud of yourself, or anyone else, you let other people know. That's why I must now say that I’m extremely proud of all of you for achieving this goal for which is nonetheless mentally exhausting, full of error, but also yet amazing all at the same time. While I honor each and every single one of you with my greatest respects and wishes towards the future, I want everyone to feel the same way I do because this is a very special moment for all of us. This moment will never happen again for any of us. To all of us, our birthday is a special moment and feeling, but that moment and feeling comes many more times than once. This moment which will eventually lead to, if it hasn’t already, a mixture of feelings, is going to lead to feelings you will never feel again.

I do remember Mr. Wilfredo Ramirez, he stayed with us for four nights and he was in room 101, and 343. He was giving rate for $35.99 because when he arrived he gave us story of his life how he lost his valet but he needed a place to stay and such, During his stay he literally robed another guest who was in room 106 Mr. Franko Rizza (who is still guest of ours) for $500.00 in cash as well as iPhone and an I pad.

Ladies and gents, since you're sitting here in this town hall tonight, it means that you want answers but not just answers you want solutions.