Humorous Wedding Speech By A Principal

I want to start off this evening by giving my appreciation for the people who have played an important role in shaping our lives up to graduation. I want to thank the people that supported us through our heart breaks and our successes, to those who served as a friend when we needed them most, to the people who served us hot food after a long day of school, and who helped make every party and celebration a success. Yes, I am talking about the wonderful people at Chipotle. #ChipotleisLife. Just kidding, I sincerely want to thank our

Nothing makes me happier then acting like an actually mother to you all even though way more then half of you in this room are older then me. Baking for you all, giving out advice, and my favorite cleaning up after your parties (mostly when I am still hammered and at the party) brings nothing more to my face then a smile. Seeing you all truly happy is what makes me happy. In life, there are few moments better than those that are filled with absolute, unequivocal happiness and with no doubt I feel like being your fraternities sweetheart will be a moment I will always cherish. I would like to say one last thank you, thank you to the vertex, 519, Hammond, terrace, mill manor, titty city, campus, la Jolla, the dean and to every location I have made the best memories at. I am signing out by saying on last thing, thank you to the DKE’s who have encouraged me to black out, to the DKE’s who have blacked out with me, and to all of the DKEs who have helped me in a black out. Thank you boys for being my sweethearts just like I hope to be

Lastly Rahim, I want to thank you for always being there for the both of us. I know you see him differently than I do. You understand him in a way I cannot. I cannot see him as anything other than different. It’s great that we have met so early on and thus, took down many obstacles together and achieved amazing

I just wanted to start off my congratulate the JIBS on finishing the semester strong and throwing a great pledge dance. We all know being a NIB isn’t easy and you guys handled it very well and deserved having last night as a celebration.

But I would especially like to thank BRIDES NAME?s dad for his kind words and everyone involved for organising what I am sure we will all agree has been a wonderful day and really got GROOMS NAME and BRIDES NAME?s marriage off to a perfect start...

Good evening and a warm thank you to the wall of fame committee who made this evening possible and to the preparers and servers all this lovely meal.

“It’s a great day to be here and thanks to everyone who has been involved.”

Veterans I am going to have thank you for not only what you have done, but what risk you took kNowing that you could have died on the battlefield when serving for your country and because of the things you have done has given America the right to vote for what you want and when you know that you have

I just want to say thank you for all the phones calls, Texts, and FB post for my birthday today. I know I am truly blessed to have friends, family, and love ones who will take the time to wish me a Happy Birthday. I really appreciate the love and hope I can continue to be the person I am with people who care. Thanks to my wife who took me out for my Prime Rib dinner and all my kids for checking on the old man. Bless to all.

You’ve had a large impact on my life, and for that I am very grateful. Thanks for all the memories, and here’s to making many more.

We had a great time in your company last night and thank you for sharing your first hand account of your Alaskan trip with videos and pictures. And, as always, the dinner was excellent. Also, our thanks for the special gifts that came from Alaska.

To all our press friends that came to our Media party: thank you so much for the support and love you show to Mombacho. It was difficult for me to cook for more than 50 people, thanks for compliments, I am glad you enjoyed it 

Firstly, on behalf of the bridesmaids, I'd like to thank Mike for his kind words and reiterate how wonderful they look and what a fantastic job they have done today. I would also like to say that Sallie looks stunning - as I'm sure you'll all agree. Which really isn't that much of a surprise given we are related.

Now on behalf of all of us graduating seniors, I'd like to thank all of the parents for all of the

Hello, we would like to welcome and thank all of you for being here with us tonight to celebrate our high school graduation . It truly is an honor to be surrounded by so many significant people who have impacted our lives immensely throughout our highschool years. We would like to thank the wonderful people here tonight that we have the privilege to call our parents. Whether you are a mother a father, grandma or grandpa, or an aunt or an uncle; we are here, graduating today because of all of you.