Humorous Wedding Speech By Amy Winehouse

Every individual during some point in their life has experienced a bad day or perhaps a rough patch. The feeling of an overwhelming sensation of hopelessness can be without a doubt exhausting. For several individuals, the aid from family and loved ones is necessary when trying to recover. However, for Amy Winehouse, it seems as if every inner-struggle the star had brewing inside was swept under the rug by her mother and father. It is evident that ignoring mental health issues will never have a positive end result and that is demonstrated in Amy. In order for the audience to step in her shoes for a few hours, Amy is re-presented to the audience by fragments of footage of herself and interviews of her closest friends and loved ones. With that

Good morning hot cakes! I had a dream I was working at loans again! My boss Stewart was amazing (although I hope to never have to serve again).

Hello my name is Maritza and this year we have many amazing, hard working teams here at lhs. One we are looking forward to cheering for are the wrestlers. We will be there to supporting you just like we do many other teams. We hope to see all of you out there at any Ledyard sports, supporting our teams just like we do.

Everyone there has been kind, caring and very helpful towards me! Dr. Blankenship is wonderful, and has done amazing work on my teeth. Kelly Grace is a special treasure, she always makes me feel completely at ease, especially when I've had to have fillings, or anything else more involved that a cleaning. She has a personality that brightens the room, the minute she enters, and is extremely sensitive and compassionate to all her patient's needs.

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Thanks for getting back to me this morning so quickly I really appreciate it. I have received the confirmation email and I am still good for that time! Thanks again for all your help. Have a great rest of the week!

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

Today when you get up in the morning you find that your body has been replaced with A GLITTERING IRIDESCENT MECHA SUIT ENCRUSTED WITH EVERY NICE MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER BEEN SENT.

Hello my fellow citizens you may know me as president Barack Obama. It's an pleasure to stand here and give my speech right here where I'm standing right now. Your probably thinking that I am a rich A## person but I'm not I have to work hard to earn my money. Your probably thinking “all he does is sit there and sign papers and sign contracts” but no you are very wrong about me and all the other presidents. I have to make very tough decision which many people dislikes it and many people agrees with me. Well enough talk about that lets talk more about my personal life in a short and brief description. I was born in Honolulu, Hawaii and I was born at the time August 4,1961. I also appreciate the teachers and staffs that I had to make me such

Good evening, parents, staff and graduates, and welcome to Roberta Bondar Public School’s 2016 grade 8's graduating ceremony. I'd like to thank you all for being here on this special and important day. Speaking of special days, can you believe we're finally here? Today is the day all the grade 8’s have been waiting for since the day we got here. Whether that was in grade 6 like me or kindergarten or maybe even this year. Today's the day we can all walk out of here older and smarter than we were since we got here. Today’s Tuesday and on Thursday of this week, we are all going to walk out of here and on different paths.

Sorry it took me so long to get back with you. I had my mother over for the day. The opinion that I am going to give you is just what I would do. Please don't do anything that would make you uncomfortable. Well here's what I think.

Happy Friday to you. I wanted to first say how thankful I am for the time that you have invested in me and the conversations we've had. I do want to say that I have been praying a lot about the job opportunity and I will be up front in saying that I was hoping to be hired in at $15.00 an hour. I completly understand the other aspects of pay and get if at this time all you are able to do is $14.00 an hour. Unfortunetly though I will have to decline the job offer at $14.00 and hope that the other lady you make an offer on fits in well with the team. Thank you again for your time and I again hope you have a fantastic Friday!

Amy, for as long as she could remember, always loved going to bookstores. Looking at all those shelves full of books she had yet to read and experience the stories written within, gave her sense of calm and excitement she could not achieve any other way. When she was reading, she felt as if she was being taken into another world, another universe, where she could be herself without the dreading fear of society judging her every move. She felt happy. Happy and not alone. But she knew that feeling would not last. It never did.

In the early month of may Mariea and her friend Gabe were playing in the field after a hard day of work on the plantation .Gabe looking in into young marie’s eyes sparkling in the hot Alabama Gabe says im going to escape tonight I would love if you come with me . Marie on the verge of tears she says gabe you cant leave I will be here all alone to do all the work master would whip me if it aint done by noon . Marie you come with me and you wont have to work any more we will be free , free atlast come gal he says . Mariea in tears I cant go my papa sick and my moms is raising four kids on her own , besides we aint married that would be against my religion . Marie your family will fine a pretty girl like you should not be in the hot sun working your fingers to the bone

James Corden: “Welcome to the Late Late Show! Boy do we have special special guests for you tonight! Their great music reaches out to a lot of fans and helps them through their hard times. Their fans are the best and fiercest around! They’ve brought so many positive things into other’s lives!! Their first single, What Makes You Beautiful was number 1 in their home country, Britain. All of their albums, Up All Night, Take Me Home, Midnight Memories, and FOUR have debuted at Number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 here in the U.S! They were the first British Band to have a a debut album hit #1 in the States. They have achieved major success worldwide. You know who they are! They’re ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!”