Humorous Wedding Speech By An International Student

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

I’m Liz and I would like to start off by saying, “Good Morning”, and thank all of you for coming today to celebrate with the class of 2017 as today marks a huge milestone in our lives. For me specifically, I’m going to start off by thanking my family, friends, coaches, the faculty, and mentors (especially Oba); for supporting and guiding me through the good and bad times. Without you all, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far in my life. Secondly, I’d like to thank Konawaena for allowing me to compete in unpopular sports, excel in my classes, and grow into the person I am today. If you knew me freshman year, you’d remember that I could barely look people in the eye and was too meek to speak. Now, I’m not crushed with shyness, put myself out there and actually developed bonds with people that I will cherish forever. This school allowed me to meet amazing people and have unforgettable memories. Konawaena will hold a special place in my heart as it gave me a second chance to be who I truly am.

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen we are gathered here today to award the success of all our ESOL students. I would like to say, that without the help of our teachers, we would not be able to achieve the things that we have achieved this year . Therefore, I have to thank all the teachers that this year worked tirelessly to educate the ESOL classes.

I was out of the office. Yes, he told me the same. He received an offer from a two-year school in Illinois. He thinks through this school he will have a better chance to get a full scholarship at a four-year college.

Today when you get up in the morning you find that your body has been replaced with A GLITTERING IRIDESCENT MECHA SUIT ENCRUSTED WITH EVERY NICE MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER BEEN SENT.

Good Morning Laurie! Hope you had a lovely Friday evening. Thank you for your message, I was happy to receive it.

Good Morning Haley aka Stephanie. I'm so grateful you've been my friend. I feel so comfortable around you and feel like I can talk to you aboit anything whether it's aliens saying aye lmao or your thoughts on religion. It just feels easy and comfortable. I know out friendship hasn't always been normal especially since I liked you in 8th grade which probably made it awkward and then we didn't talk for a while but anyways thanks for sticking with me and dealing with all my shit. I know I can be annoying and mean sometimes and I'm sorry you. You deserve a better friend but thanks for sticking with me anyways. Also stop being so hard on yourself, you always say that you'll never get a boyfriend or no one finds you attractive and it's just silly

Hi everyone! I’m Emma Keaschall, Kala’s sister and I just want to say thank you to everyone for coming out today! It’s such a pleasure to be able to celebrate this special day with all of Kala and Doug’s friends and family.

Sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to make sure that you received my graduation application? I turned it in about a week ago but you were not in your office on the day that I went to turn it in so I gave it to the registrar upfront. She said that she would slip it under your door and I just wanted to make sure that you received

Good evening fellow classmates and community. Isn’t it crazy how in a few short minutes we will walk up to the stage and receive our diplomas? We have spent approximately 14 long years in school for this moment and it all went by so quickly. I remember how just yesterday I walked into my kindergarten class that smelled like hand sanitizer and crayons. But here we are… time flew by so quickly and we accomplished many and these accomplishments would have not been possible without the help of many.

Hello class of 2017. I can’t decide if I feel sad or happy about giving this speech. I guess I feel sort of both but I also feel confident, as each and every one of you should feel the same. Being proud is a feeling that is impossible to hide. If you are proud of yourself, or anyone else, you let other people know. That's why I must now say that I’m extremely proud of all of you for achieving this goal for which is nonetheless mentally exhausting, full of error, but also yet amazing all at the same time. While I honor each and every single one of you with my greatest respects and wishes towards the future, I want everyone to feel the same way I do because this is a very special moment for all of us. This moment will never happen again for any of us. To all of us, our birthday is a special moment and feeling, but that moment and feeling comes many more times than once. This moment which will eventually lead to, if it hasn’t already, a mixture of feelings, is going to lead to feelings you will never feel again.

Hello, I am contacting you in the hopes that you would want to participate in our next student LED assembly. Like the September one where you tried to get people to join your club, International Student Ambassadors, this ceremony (date to be determined) will be telling people what your club did this year. Hannah and I are also working out an award that you and/or your club could win. Is this something you’ll be interested in>