Humorous Wedding Speech By Charles Kebler

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Good morning Aphrodite. I may not have much to say, and I'm sorry for that, but the stuff I do have to say.. I hope it'll make you smile.

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

Good job on your discussion post. I find the speech by Emily Esfahani Smith to be very interesting. There are too many things in life to just be focusing on being personally happy. In my own personal opinion, everyone’s purpose in life is different. Is there a true meaning? I am sure there is, but people have their own. The four pillars you mentioned were her own category for the meaning of life. Life is limited most of the time and the opportunities others receive won’t be the same for the other. Life of every people is too variably different. It would be difficult for one to create their own story before having to be stressed about it. That is my response to the speech. Everyone has a different meaning and goals. There isn’t

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in

“It is my great pleasure this fresh and glorious morning to welcome you to Yama Middle School’s 100th Commencement. Class of 2016, you have long anticipated this day, some with eagerness, some with anxiety, some with a complicated mix emotions---but whatever you are feeling here today, you deserve to hold a keen sense of pride. You’ve made it!” President Yu proclaims.

I too, like to talk a lot. all other attempts to write this have turned out to be much to long. (this is the 6th time I'm rewriting this) So I'll get straight to the point.

Good evening, parents, staff and graduates, and welcome to Roberta Bondar Public School’s 2016 grade 8's graduating ceremony. I'd like to thank you all for being here on this special and important day. Speaking of special days, can you believe we're finally here? Today is the day all the grade 8’s have been waiting for since the day we got here. Whether that was in grade 6 like me or kindergarten or maybe even this year. Today's the day we can all walk out of here older and smarter than we were since we got here. Today’s Tuesday and on Thursday of this week, we are all going to walk out of here and on different paths.

Sorry I wasn't available, I did not check my e mail since yesterday. I was so tired after doing a little work on my yard and fixed few things here. I went to bed very early, I'm working on few documents now, Just took a break to check my e mail. Glad I got one from you, Sounds like you missed the children so much already, lol.. I hope you got Cheshunt safely and would be glad to chat later in the evening, 8pm.. I hope you will be available then, Enjoy your day and be good.

Please let me know when is a good time to follow up with you. Last night I went over all of my correspondences and could not find a confirmation of the tour from the state. I also checked to no avail with staff to see if anyone here confirmed the time and date too. Once again thank you for your time and allowing The Whole Person be apart of this great event.

Good evening to the class of 2017, people I have never met, teachers who only passed me because they wanted me to graduate, Yucaipa high staff that is being forced to be here to get a 2% raise in their salary, friends, aqontenses, and most importantly my family. I am so very honored to give this fine speech today. Now as you can probably tell already, my speech is going to be more on a humorous note, but everything I will say tonight say is very sincere and has a true meaning. So hopefully with a little bit of luck that I wont pass out from the fear of speaking in front of thousands of people tonight, lets make tonight a night to

Thank you for having us at open house today. It was a pleasure to be there, I also wanted to thank you for being an exceptional teacher. Aurora comes home each day and cannot stress how happy she is to be in your class this year. I did not wish to approach you at the time because of the high requests of parents whom wanted to speak to you or ask for conferences. Though I did want to briefly discuss and issue Aurora has brought to my attention. She mentions a student whom sits next to her she refers to him as "Anthony" she informed her Grandmother and I that he is disturbing her in class saying "funny words" she does not understand and sometimes "bad words". Aurora stated she did inform you of the incident and that