Humorous Wedding Speech By The Father Of The Bride

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Who knows, the child she is carrying could actually be yours. If that is so, then you will have two women who sole job is to keep you out of my son-in-laws sight. You might wonder how we know about that frisky little gold digger Jenson of yours, boy. We have the controlling interest in the hotel chain you spent your honeymoon. Some of the things we have recorded should make for an interesting evening of TV. Edith, give the boy the DVD.”

We are all gathered here today with my dad and dee to celebrate their love for each other. In my eyes they are such a inspiring couple they love each other unconditionally you guys make one an other laugh,smile, you have the funniest memories and I'm talking like there's some interesting one hahaha and there's so much more you guy have experience together. The two of you are like peanut butter and jelly you're the perfect match and no one could ever change that. I am so happy that my dad met someone so great for him and that have the patience for him lol good luck dee..but dad you have taught me to be independent and go for what I want and that exactly what I do. I can couldn't on you for anything and everything, you out of a lot of people in my life have the most faith and trust in me which mean that absolute world to me.

Today, I stand before you, as a graduating Senior, filled with confusion, uncertainty, and doubt. I’m unsure about what the future holds, what

Thanks for the quick response. Sorry to hear that you and the wife are going through tough times together but it is expected to go through tough times for the first three years after getting married. This is where both you will find out what each other is made of and who is the one really trying to make things work in the marriage. You or her! If after three years you and the wife still going through the same old issues then the marriage meant not to be for neither one. Keep this in mind! Just continue working it and always do your best in the marriage. That is the best advice I can tell you.

Before I start my speech I’d like to congratulate my fellow classmates on graduating. I would also like to thank everyone who came to be here for me today & who have supported me along the way. Lastly, I would like to thank my teacher Mrs. Navarro for being such a great educator, but more than that, a friend.

First of all, I would like to thank all of you for being here for us tonight. It truly is a great honor to be able to speak to you all. To the teachers, my parents, siblings and friends, you have my utmost gratitude. Your support has meant the world to me; from each of the teacher's stubborn effort to force knowledge into our thick heads, to my parents, who made sure to give me enough chores to make going to class the easier option. And to the many, invaluable friends I have made over the time I have attended this school, I will carry you in my heart and memories, as well as in the experiences that have shaped me as a person, with me as I move forward. But I would like to save a place of honor for someone special, who I wouldn’t be able to

Guest, friends and family, I am delighted that you have found the time to join my husband and I as we celebrate our love. Being surround by you all has made such as difference to us we are overwhelmed by your kindness ad generosity.

Robert, it is great getting to learn about you and the family sir. I am sorry to learn that you were laid off after nearly 20 years with Emerson Electric. However, we can always use a good man in the law enforcement so welcome aboard sir. I too have been married to the same lovely woman for most of my life. We have only had one daughter who is about to turn sixteen. Great to learn that you have two books published. What a great accomplishment sir. I really can connect with you about the struggles with punctuations and oh yes the “comma” is always a problem for me as well. When I slow down and proofread as you mention, I seem to write much better. Thank you for your discussion sir. I can't wait to see what the future holds for us

I want to thank you, mom, for giving birth to me. Thank you for changing my diapers, washing the dishes and washing my clothes. And, thank you for taking care of me every single day. I love so so much and I cannot imagine my life without you. Thank you for playing every role: mother, sister, best friend, doctor, mentor and etc. You are truly an amazing mother.

Good morning! We gather here today to witness and celebrate an act of deep love. Susan and Jim, in their devotion, respect, and love for each other wish to unite in the holy bond of marriage, and to dedicate themselves to each other's happiness and well being as life mates and partners. On behalf of them, I welcome you all.

Your Mom and I were very nervous at the prospect of being first time parents. To keep your Mom calm, the doctor explained that giving birth was nothing to worry about; but, when the time came, they have to perform cesarean.. (When the nurse handed you to her, your Mon said to me here is your big baby, followed by once is enough!). That was an experienced your Mom did not forget. Now you know why you don’t have any sibling. We thank God for the gift of life He's given you. What a miracle you are, I was overjoyed and overwhelmed to see my baby boy. We truly enjoyed and cherished seeing you growing up, nothing but happy memories of your childhood. Every milestone of yours was special to us; your first smile, your first word, your first step, your first birthday. So many memories; from your preschool, field trips, fishing, vacations, Disneyland, cub scout days with your Mom and trip to Amsterdam to your college days. When you were growing up, it affected us mostly when you were sick; with the flu, visits to the doctor, sleepless nights… the list is endless. Son, you have made our lives worthwhile! May God bless you!

Our graduation is our coming of age, our right of passage. As we walk across this stage we are writing the closing pages to our Chapter I and heading into the great unknown. It's kinda scary -- but hey, don't you cry, even though high school is over, the times we've shared and the friends we've made will never be lost. The clock is ticking, time is fleeting and nobody lives forever. But true friendship is something we can count on never dying. I hope wherever we go in life it will be happy and even if we all move to remote island countries we can all count on the memories and laugh at all the stupid things we did.