Humorous Wedding Speech By The Father Of The Groom

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

I would first like to sincerely apologize for my extremely follow up with you. After the PACE event I started a new job with Kaplan's Test Prep center here in Orlando which consisted of a 3 week training process with a schedule of 9:00am-6:00pm Monday-Friday. I just become so busy with that, a full course of school (2 nights class Tuesdays and Wednesdays 6:00pm-8:50pm), and as you know, LSAT studying. I am not going to lie, these couple weeks have difficult to say the less. There was a lot of sleepless nights.

Good morning, seniors and faculty. Today, I have the honor of addressing one of the most unique, talented, and resilient classes ever to attend Newfield High School. I hope that the advice I have to offer you today will enlighten you as well as your successors. Now, since graduation is a congratulatory occasion, before I get started, there are people who must be acknowledged and to whom respect is due.

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

I have been very fortunate to have a group of compassionate people helping me and guiding me every step of the way. I know my stubborn personality drives them crazy at times, but they accept my imperfections and push me to achieve goals I never would have thought possible. The fact that I am standing here today is a tribute to that support. And, if I am being completely honest, I would never have made it through my math classes without my brother’s tutoring. Being in front of you tonight is the direct result of the people who inspired me, believed in me, and sometimes had to drag me kicking and screaming towards my

I would also like to express gratitude for the teachers, leaders, and faculty as well. They have all been so caring and generous with their time and so I thank you for taking the time to read this,

I speak for all of us when I say that looking back on our years at Cataldo, and the memories that we have made, I find myself immensely grateful for having had the opportunity to have attended such a well-rounded school not only academically, but also spiritually, socially, and physically. The past six years have flown by, it’s hard to imagine that in two years or less, we will receive our driver’s licenses and in four we will graduate high school and go on to college. As we make plans that will take us beyond Cataldo, we realize that it will forever have a lasting affect on who we are. Today we part with what has been familiar to us for the majority of our lives’. With the next years, to define who we are and what we become, we will never forget what we have learned here at Cataldo, all the opportunities that we have been given, and the memories that we have created together. We are here today excited for what the future holds. We must say goodbye to, but never forget our years at Cataldo so that as this chapter in our lives’ ends, we are ready to begin the

Who knows, the child she is carrying could actually be yours. If that is so, then you will have two women who sole job is to keep you out of my son-in-laws sight. You might wonder how we know about that frisky little gold digger Jenson of yours, boy. We have the controlling interest in the hotel chain you spent your honeymoon. Some of the things we have recorded should make for an interesting evening of TV. Edith, give the boy the DVD.”

Aaron, I know today is supposed to be the happiest day of our life and our chapter to a new beginning. I know that this is the moment where we will exchange our vows and I, the bride, will finally be yours to love and cherish for the rest of your life. But first, I would like to thank you for the time we have spent together. From the day that I met you, you gave me more than enough unconditional love and you always tried your best to make me happy. I remember on our first date, you handed me flowers and lended me your jacket so I wouldn’t get wet from the rain. You told me that you wanted to see me after this date, and maybe a couple more after that. You also make me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world when you wrap your arms around

I would like to express my sincere condolences on the recent passing of your father. Michael, Sarah and Jodi also send their thoughts and prayers to you and your family at this difficult time.

Robert, it is great getting to learn about you and the family sir. I am sorry to learn that you were laid off after nearly 20 years with Emerson Electric. However, we can always use a good man in the law enforcement so welcome aboard sir. I too have been married to the same lovely woman for most of my life. We have only had one daughter who is about to turn sixteen. Great to learn that you have two books published. What a great accomplishment sir. I really can connect with you about the struggles with punctuations and oh yes the “comma” is always a problem for me as well. When I slow down and proofread as you mention, I seem to write much better. Thank you for your discussion sir. I can't wait to see what the future holds for us

Students walks around with a big smiles on their face ready to learn and teachers with a loving simper, ready to greater our future. I care and am so passionate about this community because of the unconditional love the people bless me with and the kind of support that makes you feel comfortable. The four years of school I’m facing now is probably the most important years of my childhood. This four year is so far heading towards a good start thanks to this community. Yet other kids may not be as fortunate as me.(example: Holden Caulfield) It has been a year since I first joined this community and that year was by far my greatest

Thank you for being there for me and always doing for great things for me

Our graduation is our coming of age, our right of passage. As we walk across this stage we are writing the closing pages to our Chapter I and heading into the great unknown. It's kinda scary -- but hey, don't you cry, even though high school is over, the times we've shared and the friends we've made will never be lost. The clock is ticking, time is fleeting and nobody lives forever. But true friendship is something we can count on never dying. I hope wherever we go in life it will be happy and even if we all move to remote island countries we can all count on the memories and laugh at all the stupid things we did.