Humorous Wedding Speech By The Father Of The Bride

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

As immigrants from an intolerant, subjugated state known as Punjab, my parents were forced to settle in the gang-infested streets of North Highlands. Through the turmoil of re-settling, discrimination, and dead-end, low-paying jobs, my parents worked hard in order to make sure I could be given the opportunity to further my education and experience a better world. Ambition and hard-work were the foundations I grew upon. In a place where children lacked family support, I was blessed to feel the support, love, and care from both of my parents. This love nurtured the seed of hope inside my heart.

There’s so much to say and so little words to say it with. First of all, I love and miss you. Everybody loves and misses you, especially Kalli. It’ll be two months since you passed when I turn this assignment in, but I have a feeling it will still feel just as unreal as it did that night. I know you’re watching all of us with your mother, sipping on a can of Natural Light or a glass of boxed wine and laughing when we laugh, smiling when we smile, and crying when we cry. These are all the things I wish I could have said to you, what I should have said to you because now I realize life is short.

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today for a thing called life, well actually it's just a milestone in our lives called Graduation. Class of 2016, we made it to this day we never thought would ever get here, congratulations. We all know I hate talking in front of large crowds but then again I'm nowhere near being too shy for this, so sorry if I mess up but I'll try my best. In a normal ol’ graduation speeches they talk about how our future's going to be “BIG and bright” and to” follow dreams”. Well that is all great advice but I want to be a little different sense y'all have already heard these things before. So here I go, First I would like to thank all our parents for having to deal with us while we went through the “Teenage” and the drama that comes along with high school.

Distinguished guests, those of dubious distinction and those of no distinction, family, relatives, in-laws and outlaws, young and old, friends, friends of friends, freeloaders and hangers-on – let me extend a warm welcome to Meradith and Naren’s wedding reception celebration.

Thanks for the quick response. Sorry to hear that you and the wife are going through tough times together but it is expected to go through tough times for the first three years after getting married. This is where both you will find out what each other is made of and who is the one really trying to make things work in the marriage. You or her! If after three years you and the wife still going through the same old issues then the marriage meant not to be for neither one. Keep this in mind! Just continue working it and always do your best in the marriage. That is the best advice I can tell you.

Believe me my friend writing a maid of honor speech is the easiest thing in the world if you just put in the work. You are going to have to put in a lot of focused energy if you want actually write a wedding speech that people are going to love on the big day. But this is exactly why you must never fear anything because if you apply the following principles then you will get truly exceptional results.

It’s my turn to close tonight. It’s a Monday night, so no one is here but one man. I usually don’t close, but I’ve been trying to get all the overtime I can get. I begged my boss for weeks to give me some more hours and he finally gave in. I mean I can understand why he had a hard time deciding because I’m not the most experienced bartender here. I would spend time trying to learn more drinks to make, but I have so much homework to do it takes up most of my time. I thought high school was hard, but college is even harder. In high school, I worked at Friendly’s but still managed to have some extra time. I guess now that I have to support myself financially and attend school, it been a little hard on me. Luckily, I have a scholarship and this

I am horrified. My face is white as snow. I can’t think. I am going to make a huge speech, that’s all I knew. It would be in front of EMS, EHS, Davenport, Congerville, and Goodfield. This is super big. I can’t screw it up. I can’t think. I can’t think. I can’t think! “Come on Grace you can do it,” one of my friends said. I am about to go on stage and I can’t remember what to say!? Is my worst nightmare coming true!? Is this really happening!?

Aaron, I know today is supposed to be the happiest day of our life and our chapter to a new beginning. I know that this is the moment where we will exchange our vows and I, the bride, will finally be yours to love and cherish for the rest of your life. But first, I would like to thank you for the time we have spent together. From the day that I met you, you gave me more than enough unconditional love and you always tried your best to make me happy. I remember on our first date, you handed me flowers and lended me your jacket so I wouldn’t get wet from the rain. You told me that you wanted to see me after this date, and maybe a couple more after that. You also make me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world when you wrap your arms around

I want to thank you, mom, for giving birth to me. Thank you for changing my diapers, washing the dishes and washing my clothes. And, thank you for taking care of me every single day. I love so so much and I cannot imagine my life without you. Thank you for playing every role: mother, sister, best friend, doctor, mentor and etc. You are truly an amazing mother.

Good morning! We gather here today to witness and celebrate an act of deep love. Susan and Jim, in their devotion, respect, and love for each other wish to unite in the holy bond of marriage, and to dedicate themselves to each other's happiness and well being as life mates and partners. On behalf of them, I welcome you all.