Humorous Wedding Speech

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

I’m Liz and I would like to start off by saying, “Good Morning”, and thank all of you for coming today to celebrate with the class of 2017 as today marks a huge milestone in our lives. For me specifically, I’m going to start off by thanking my family, friends, coaches, the faculty, and mentors (especially Oba); for supporting and guiding me through the good and bad times. Without you all, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far in my life. Secondly, I’d like to thank Konawaena for allowing me to compete in unpopular sports, excel in my classes, and grow into the person I am today. If you knew me freshman year, you’d remember that I could barely look people in the eye and was too meek to speak. Now, I’m not crushed with shyness, put myself out there and actually developed bonds with people that I will cherish forever. This school allowed me to meet amazing people and have unforgettable memories. Konawaena will hold a special place in my heart as it gave me a second chance to be who I truly am.

I would first like to sincerely apologize for my extremely follow up with you. After the PACE event I started a new job with Kaplan's Test Prep center here in Orlando which consisted of a 3 week training process with a schedule of 9:00am-6:00pm Monday-Friday. I just become so busy with that, a full course of school (2 nights class Tuesdays and Wednesdays 6:00pm-8:50pm), and as you know, LSAT studying. I am not going to lie, these couple weeks have difficult to say the less. There was a lot of sleepless nights.

On 2/17/16 at approximately 8:30 P.M, Shift Supervisor (S/S) Enmanuel Cabrera was notified by Safety Specialist Matthew Marsicano that IH services associate Elizabeth Andrisoqie was asked to be removed by IH services Project Manager (P/M) Courtney Berger via cell phone. Upon arrival, S/S Cabrera spoke with IH services associate Elizabeth Andrisoqie and advised her that IHS P/M Berger asked for her removal. At this time, IH services associate Elizabeth Andrisoqie refused to leave. After, S/S Cabrera advised IH services associate Elizabeth Andrisoqie, that her refusal to leave the premises forces security to contact the State Police for trespassing. Then at 8:35 P.M, S/S Cabrera called GSCC and asked to speak with the On Call Loss Prevention

Dispatch informed me Randie Lopez was calling from California to report an altercation that occurred between her mother, Vivian Greer & her aunt, Maxine Ellis. I called Vivian by phone and learned that she and Maxine & she got into a wrestling match after arguing about snow removal at the home. Vivian stated she called for help from a family member in removing the snow & Maxine was not happy about it, and after an argument they pushed & wrestled with each other. Vivian stated she was now waiting in her car outside the house. I advised I would be there shortly as I was close by.

Upon my arrival, I made contact with the complainant/manager, Jennifer Lima. Lima advised an unknown suspect stole 4 items, 20 minutes prior to my arrival.

I, Enmanuel Cabrera, was asked by Integrity Manager LoraLee Sposato to do some research on Integrity Associate Tiphanie Ortiz because Loralee was informed that Tiphanie was off task on 3/14/16. Upon review of lenel’s and the video surveillance system, I was able to determine that I/A Ortiz entered the building thought turnstile 6 at 9:06:26 P.M. Afterwards at 9:12 P.M, I/A Ortiz went to the Light duty table where she remain until lunchbreak at 11:20 P.M. I/A Ortiz did get up at times, to occasionally go over to an outbound sort associate work station to converse but for the most she was at the Light duty table behind the H.R desk. After lunch, I/A Ortiz left for the day at 12:46 P.M.

This worker went to the home of Michael Geisen. When this worker arrived this worker knocked three times and there was no answer. As this worker was witting a letter to Jessica, about this worker trying to get into contact with Jessica; Jessica came out the front door with towel wrapped around her. Jessica told this worker she was about to get into the shower. This worker gave Jessica her service plan. This worker had Jessica sign for receiving the service plan and the references this worker gave to Jessica. Jessica told this worker she needed to speak with this worker and was going to come to the office to speak to this worker. Jessica was upset with herself about not attending the IA. Jessica asked if there was another way to set a different

On 12/7/16 at about 5:55 AM, Amazon Associate (A/A) Bryan Vincent (bvvincen) notified security that he found damage on his vehicle and it may have been caused by on site. A/A Vincent owns a Midnight blue Honda Accord. At the time of incident, he was parked in the B-Lot 2. Upon being notified by the officers in B-Building, Security Account Manager Enmanuel Cabrera instructed Security officer Matthew Pauline to assist with taking pictures of the damage and gathering the information needed. Upon arriving at the location of the incident, A/A Vincent stated to S/O Pauline that he believes that Franzosa plowing company may have possibly hit his vehicle while removing the snow in the parking lot. After S/O Pauline was able to gather the information

On November 10th, at approximately 9:40 a.m. Lawrence Tawiah, electrician dropped you off to work with Jose Gomez, electrician for the remainder of the day. During your transition between vehicles you placed your belongings behind the passenger seat in truck number 2984 and proceeded to sit in the passenger’s seat. At which time, your supervisor instructed you to drive truck 2984 for the remainder of the day. You said, “what, do you want me to drive the truck to lunch?” and closed the passenger door. Again, you were told by your supervisor to operate truck 2984 and you said, “I’ll just drive after lunch”. Your supervisor informed you for the 3rd time to operate truck 2984 at which time you exited the truck and proceeded to the driver’s side and said, “you’re just fucking up everyone’s day, aren’t you?” You got behind the wheel and said, “I’m definitely going to drive behind a school and

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

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Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in