Humorous Wedding Speech: Castle View High School

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

I’m Liz and I would like to start off by saying, “Good Morning”, and thank all of you for coming today to celebrate with the class of 2017 as today marks a huge milestone in our lives. For me specifically, I’m going to start off by thanking my family, friends, coaches, the faculty, and mentors (especially Oba); for supporting and guiding me through the good and bad times. Without you all, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far in my life. Secondly, I’d like to thank Konawaena for allowing me to compete in unpopular sports, excel in my classes, and grow into the person I am today. If you knew me freshman year, you’d remember that I could barely look people in the eye and was too meek to speak. Now, I’m not crushed with shyness, put myself out there and actually developed bonds with people that I will cherish forever. This school allowed me to meet amazing people and have unforgettable memories. Konawaena will hold a special place in my heart as it gave me a second chance to be who I truly am.

I wanted to say thank you for all the family has done for me and that you might never see me again and that i'm willing to die for what's right and for my country i am now going to tell you how me experience was in the union.It started when i got to my regiement it was called 1st michigan infantry once i got there i had met some friends one of them was from irland he was really intresting he just died in the battle before.It Day 12 the food is getting really boring and plain the pork is getting moldy from the week before the coffe is extremly bitter I can here people talking about robert e lee and how there going to destroy us yea right i chuckled really hard well thats all for today.Day14 the night before we heard gun shots and cannons so we got up with our guns and rifles ready tofight for our lives but it was some kids just goofing off with our stuff we told to them to leave and never come back day 17 sorry its been a few days since i wrote i was just in a battle i was shot in the finger this might be suprising while your reading this but i have a very good doctor he just washed his hands im very lucky to be alive

I am checking in to see how Jesalyn is doing in class? She informed me yesterday when I got home from work, she had a scheduled meeting with you, but had to meet her sister to walk her home. I would like to know what she can do to make this time up with you? If there is anything I can do please let me know. Jesalyn is starting to make small improvements at home and with her attitude. I hope with her father and I holding her more accountable for her actions this will also help improve her work ethic during school.

As EMS Chief I will be bringing Kevin in at some point today to discuss the half way point of his “mentoring” process and where we stand. As I stated yesterday the guideline was created to mentor, guide and evaluate every medical provider regardless license level. The way the guideline is written it gives the mentor flexibility and tools to work with to meet the objective with every participant. We all agreed Kevin needs to step up and pursue outside clinical experiences to retain all the skills he learned and provide top notch care at his skill level. I have concerns whether this is too much for the Health Center providers to manage, I do not want to ask more than can be expected. Let me chat with Kevin

Today, Julian came home very upset saying he did not want to go back to school. I asked him what happened and he said he was clipped down to “think about it” for talking back. I’m sure you get enough e-mails and letters from parents with regards to their child’s discipline, but when Julian has been clipped down in the past he has owned up to it. He feels as if today’s incident was a misunderstanding. I was told that he was talking to himself after you told him to do something, and you thought he was addressing you afterword. We see this in the house, where he does think out-loud before he makes some decisions, which we encourage so he can weigh his options.

I was out of the office. Yes, he told me the same. He received an offer from a two-year school in Illinois. He thinks through this school he will have a better chance to get a full scholarship at a four-year college.

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

“It is my great pleasure this fresh and glorious morning to welcome you to Yama Middle School’s 100th Commencement. Class of 2016, you have long anticipated this day, some with eagerness, some with anxiety, some with a complicated mix emotions---but whatever you are feeling here today, you deserve to hold a keen sense of pride. You’ve made it!” President Yu proclaims.

“Good morning Ms. Britney, how are you?” Good morning, Mr. Douglas, I am doing well. Thank you.” I responded with a partial smile on my face. I just started a hot pot of coffee, it should be ready when you get settled. He said as he was walking down the hall. Douglas is one of our embalmers at the mortuary. He has been with me for about five years now and he really does a great job. It’s funny because I would never have guessed that I would be owing and running my own funeral home business. It’s been almost 6 years since I opened my door and 10 years since I have been involved in the funeral home business. I remember like it was yesterday, I was out of college and needed a job. I ran into Mr. Edwards at the gas station and ended up getting

Good Morning class of 2016! I'm both very excited but more so nervous to be with you here today. First of all, I want to start off by Congratulating each and everyone of you here, including myself. High school was a journey and I'm thankful to God for giving me the wisdom and strength to move on. I may not know the struggle each individual's in here went through to get this far, but from looking at y’all beautiful and handsome faces, I know it was all worth it.

Good evening fellow classmates and community. Isn’t it crazy how in a few short minutes we will walk up to the stage and receive our diplomas? We have spent approximately 14 long years in school for this moment and it all went by so quickly. I remember how just yesterday I walked into my kindergarten class that smelled like hand sanitizer and crayons. But here we are… time flew by so quickly and we accomplished many and these accomplishments would have not been possible without the help of many.

Hello class of 2017. I can’t decide if I feel sad or happy about giving this speech. I guess I feel sort of both but I also feel confident, as each and every one of you should feel the same. Being proud is a feeling that is impossible to hide. If you are proud of yourself, or anyone else, you let other people know. That's why I must now say that I’m extremely proud of all of you for achieving this goal for which is nonetheless mentally exhausting, full of error, but also yet amazing all at the same time. While I honor each and every single one of you with my greatest respects and wishes towards the future, I want everyone to feel the same way I do because this is a very special moment for all of us. This moment will never happen again for any of us. To all of us, our birthday is a special moment and feeling, but that moment and feeling comes many more times than once. This moment which will eventually lead to, if it hasn’t already, a mixture of feelings, is going to lead to feelings you will never feel again.

it was so lovely to see you. I hope you got to your meeting in time. I forgot to say thank you, for telling me some of how you are feeling, I know squeezed it out of you, and it's not easy for you to talk, but I hope it helped to talk. I will always listen and help if I can, just ask, even it that's just a chat or silent hug (sometimes they are the best) when you are feeling down As long as I can sniff you while I hug you!

Dear families, friends, faculty, and graduates, it is my honor to welcome you once more. I first want to thank all of you for being here, sharing this moment with us that for four years we had been waiting for.