Humorous Wedding Speech – Confidante !

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

His eyes were glued to the remote dimple on the side of her cheek. It was his way of containing the boyish grin that illuminated his face when she spoke. He stared adoringly, until Jinora's hand found the top of his. Kai stepped forward and he took a fortifying breath.

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

John Locke on the phone: Good morning, Karl. How are you? I hope all is well.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

I do remember Mr. Wilfredo Ramirez, he stayed with us for four nights and he was in room 101, and 343. He was giving rate for $35.99 because when he arrived he gave us story of his life how he lost his valet but he needed a place to stay and such, During his stay he literally robed another guest who was in room 106 Mr. Franko Rizza (who is still guest of ours) for $500.00 in cash as well as iPhone and an I pad.

Marriage is a once in a lifetime event and you should feel extremely blessed and happy to experience one. It is a day filled with so much joy, love, light & happiness and the special part of this all is that you get to share all these with your beloved ones. Isn't that wonderful?

If I should have a son, he will refer to me as "Queen," because all women are to be treated like that. And I am going to write every "nice" word on the backs of his hands so he remembers what to say to those girls in his first grade class who are chasing him around the play ground. And he will learn to not even look at his hands to talk to a girl. So the first time he actually start liking a girl in middle school, he will never mess up or say the wrong thing or hurt her. Because his mother taught him those things. Trust me. "And, baby," I'll tell him, I've been your Queen and now she is your Princess. And that little girl will love you for that. She will wonder why you call her that. You just tell her I call you that because that’s the way

good thing I’m typing this because there’s no way I could hold myself together saying it to you. Where to even start? You’ve been like an older sister to me and I look up to you so much. When I first got my saber and rifle you taught me. You took the time out of your day to teach me. When I’m upset, you are my rock. You listen to me like no one else does and for that I am very grateful I honestly cannot thank you enough for absolutely. A smile goes on my face when I remember all the things we’ve been through. I remember when we go to competitions and I’m really nervous but then you are my rock and you keep me calm. I remember when you had mud all over your car and you had to rinse it off and us jamming to old Justin Bieber songs lol.

I would like to say thank you for your service. I really appreciate all you do for our country. The reason I am writing to you is because it is a requirement for my english class. So I would like to tell you a story that my parents told me when I was little kid.

Hello. Welcome to the Jeremy and Jamie after party. The after after party is going to be where the real fun is, but, most of you won’t wanna be in the room, and you sick twisted freaks that will….shame on you. Its their wedding, Damn it!!! I am your cordial host as it were, the slightly battered, partially bruised Josh Johnston. It has to do with wasps and tripping out of trucks and....well, never mind. Many of you know me, and for those of you that don't....you won't soon forget....like it or not. In addition to getting the honor and privilege to stand up here with my sister and her beautiful bride...wait....wrong cards....these aren't even MY CARDS!!! Damn dressing room mixups!!! I also am privileged to be the best man. That is a position

Thank you so much for showing me to my first interview yesterday and passing along my thank you card to Rachel! I was wondering if you might be able to share with me Jennifer Alvarez's and Michelle Liebman's email. I was writing a thank you email to them both, when I realized that I did not have an email address to send them to! Thank you again and I look forward to seeing you in my retailing management class on Tuesday. Have a great weekend!

Call me Al, you may have heard of me. Al is not my name, it’s a nickname, the home-grown

One of the first things I checked when I woke yesterday was who won the popular vote. I suspected that it would be Hilary, and I was right.  I refused to believe US citizens had become so backward. [?]