Humorous Wedding Speech: Death Of A Mother

M.E. (Mother’s Eulogy) I love my mom. A lot of people do. And a lot of people probably think that their mom is the best, as do I. My mother is one of, if not the, most important people in my life. She is the most loving woman in the world, and I have and will always treasure her.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

Moms can be their own toughest critics. They want to be the perfect mother to their children while keeping an immaculate home, working full-time or part-time and taking care of everyone else in the family. It's almost impossible to be a supermom for any length of time without a breakdown.

The first footsteps we've ever taken are the ones that have imprinted the inside of our mothers' stomachs. Mothers don't just give birth to us, they give us a life to live. Now, some might say mothers are supposed to give birth; it's a natural process that is their duty. It's physically straining to have a child, but it takes a true warrior to raise a child. It is often forgotten how much they continuously provide for us and how many sacrifices they make. My mother has been my inspiration, not because of her title as my mother but because she is the prime example of a what I call a hero.

We are all gathered today to commemorate my life. Here I am, lying in my coffin, wearing full white dress, and excessive make up to hide how pale I am today. Some may say that I lived a very short life. And that I was a very nice person, but I was not. I was a girl who does a lot of bad things for the one I loved. I was the girl who swears a lot even it was not needed. I was a girl who disobeys my parents just for some guy who did not even deserve it. I was a sinner, and that may be the reason why I died early. Let me talk about my life. My life was indeed short, too short for me to experience pure happiness. I had an exciting life. I learned how to value the people who were in my life. I learned how to accept that not all people will stay.

I love you with all my heart. I am so blessed to have you as my mom, partner-in-crime, and best friend. A quote that reminds me of the impact you have made on my life and me is “When you’re a child she walks before you to set an example. When you’re a teenager she walks behind you to be there if you should need her. When you’re an adult she walks beside you so that as two friends you can enjoy life together.” Throughout my childhood and now I have always been attached at your hip. I can remember dressing like you, acting like you, trying to be everything that you were, and I still try to do that today. You and I have been inseparable ever since I could walk. We would always play with Barbie’s and put barrettes in your hair. Every day we are together we create lasting memories, laugh until we cry, and smile from ear to ear. Our friendship is a special bond that will last forever. Through laughter, WORRY, smiles and tears

When I was growing up, my mother babysat for money. My earliest memories have always been of the local kids who spent their afternoons at our home, my mother the ringmaster of our own little circus. As fun as that was for our family, it just wasn’t enough to make ends meet. We needed better healthcare and a retirement for my mother, without her having to sacrifice her love of being with children. She started at my sisters elementary, slowly going from volunteer to Instructional Assistant as she fell in love with her job. The kids meant everything to her and finding a job that allowed her that was unparalleled in its importance to us.

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

Your "speech" and flowers were truly wonderful on Opi's funeral. It was a really beautiful ceremony and I took a couple of pictures with Ekkehard's phone. I asked him to send them to me but there are apparently some technological problems he need to fix first. When i receive the photos I will immediately send them to you.

I re-read our letters and realized that in haste, in my reply, I misspoke. Frank's parents' marriage was performed by Fr. Raymond; and Frank, his sisters, and my cousins were baptized by Fr. Berson. As I should have written those things correctly, please forgive the errors.

comes home comes home at 5:00 each day and doesn’t have time for the kids. Mom says to Dad “honey, I’ve worked hard all day so lets go out to eat.” So, if Mom works hard all day every day, then she will want to go out to eat more often. Thus putting them deeper in debt with cost of food and gas. Mom and Dad realize they are running out of money and so Dad starts working a full time job at the local car dealership, and the kids are sent of to day care. So, this proves my point that if a mother is working a full time job, she is unintentionally or intentionally splitting the family up and making her husband a househusband, and the kids don’t get the love care of their mother that the so dearly need. I’m thankful that my mom didn’t have to work,

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I am by no means a writer, but I can't help but orate my thought about you. I can thank you for the two most confusing years of my life, most confusing 104 weeks of my life, and most confusing 730 days of my life. I can thank you for my sanity. I can thank you for those sleepless night lying awake wondering when everything's going to be okay again. There isn't a time I don't tear up thinking about it. There isn't a time where it's not in the back of my mind. There isn't a time where I don't imagine the things that y’all done to tear my family apart. I just don't understand women that know a man is married and will still commit such an atrocious act. I don't understand women that know a man has a family and will still partake in such a harrowing act.

If one source would be emphasized on, I would pick for my mom to be expanded on. I would choose her as my main source for my biography as she is the source that knows the most about me as a person. I have an extremely close relationship with her and she is my go-to person when there’s something on my mind. She has been actively engaged in my life since the very beginning and has always been there for me, thus making her a credible source that knows me almost as well as I know myself. She knows about the various events and circumstances that occurred throughout my life, but she also is aware of the various emotions and medical complications that have also taken place. She is aware of all the assorted circumstances that has occurred in my life

Everyone is congratulating me for graduating high school, when in reality, it should be you receiving these flowers and cards. I would not have made it this far, while being as successful as I am, without your love, dedication, and occasional screams of frustrations. You have given me everything I have ever needed and wanted in the past eighteen years, and I do not know how to begin to repay the debt I have built up.